Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They bagged six and as they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly.

"Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after take-off.

Climbing out of the wreckage, Fergal asked Seamus, "Any idea where we are?"

"Bejasus, I tink we're pretty close to where we crashed last year"

You gotta love the Irish

Mike

It's usually Paddy and Seamus, they're feckin' eejits the pair of them I thought Fergal was the clever one.. He went for a job in a bank and the interviewer asked him if he had any 'A' levels, "22" he replied. The interviewer said," you're kidding aren't you?" Fergal said " well you started it"