timf
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 10:18 AM |
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated...................Was f*****d to bits at University
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate...............................Stalker
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Ben_Copeland
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 posted on 24/3/04 at 10:22 AM |
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Ben
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Staple balls
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 01:01 PM |
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Alez
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 02:10 PM |
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GO
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 02:13 PM |
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 02:35 PM |
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four posts that are just smileys!
And I get chastised for posting 'too much'
bummer
just did it again
oh yeah and
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Ben_Copeland
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 05:51 PM |
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Oh whoops, did it again 
Ben
Locost Map on Google Maps
Z20LET Astra Turbo, into a Haynes
Roadster
Enter Your Details Here
http://www.facebook.com/EquinoxProducts for all your bodywork needs!
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ChrisW
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 06:50 PM |
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Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"
Chris
My gaff my rules
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Wadders
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 07:01 PM |
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nearly as good as" fanny like a wizards sleeve"
]Originally posted by ChrisW
Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"
Chris
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JoelP
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 07:07 PM |
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and somehow every one applies to my twat...
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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Wadders
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 07:23 PM |
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Your not one of them ladyboys are you Joel?
i]Originally posted by JoelP
and somehow every one applies to my twat...
[Edited on 24/3/04 by Wadders]
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suparuss
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| posted on 24/3/04 at 07:36 PM |
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eeeeeww
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JoelP
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 09:37 AM |
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ah. err, nope.
was refering to my twat of a girlfriend, but all is forgiven now...
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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