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A poetic challenge.
Peteff - 29/8/10 at 05:17 PM

Write a short poem about Konnie Huq without any rude words.
My effort.

Konnie Huq was on Blue Peter,
She's so nice,
I'd like to meet her.


iank - 29/8/10 at 06:12 PM

Bit of Haiku:

Summer day this year
Konnie Huq marries Charlie Brooker
Autumn comes early


Ninehigh - 30/8/10 at 07:09 AM

quote:
Originally posted by iank
Bit of Haiku:


If it's about Konnie Huq shouldn't it be "Huq-u"?


username - 30/8/10 at 07:12 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Write a short poem about Konnie Huq without any rude words.
My effort.

Konnie Huq was on Blue Peter,
She's so nice,
I'd like to meet her.


Am I the only one that read it as "meat her"?


mistergrumpy - 30/8/10 at 09:51 AM

Konnie Huq has little luck,
But all of which is bad,
To start on Blue Peter and now that X factor,
She really must be mad.

For the BBC she travelled the world,
Upsetting her work/home balance,
Now she works on a crap talent show,
Where no one's got any talents.


balidey - 31/8/10 at 10:52 AM

Jamie Oliver once said
Konnie Huq is pukka
She travels by bus
Its a .....

German Bus Small
German Bus Small


Ninehigh - 31/8/10 at 11:17 AM

Very good ^^