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David Jenkins - 19/2/14 at 05:15 PM

I'm currently driving a hire car while my normal tin-top is in for repair (a dopey driver managed to scrape the rear door while reversing out of the next-door parking bay). It's a Ford Fiesta - not a basic model, and has a few 'features' - not a bad car to drive, but wouldn't be my first choice if I was looking for a new car.

However - the thing that's really starting to annoy me is the little up-arrow to tell me that I should change up a gear. It seems to light up as soon as the engine is starting to work reasonably well, and certainly quite a while before I would choose to change up. It's a tiny light, but it's right in the middle of the dash and it's REALLY getting on my nerves!

I've had a few rants in the past about unnecessary gadgets (e.g. automatic wipers that work when you don't want them, and don't when you need them), but is this just me? Am I getting paranoid, or are car makers getting overly interfering?


henryc - 19/2/14 at 05:24 PM

It's not just you, I hate this feature of some modern cars. A bit of gaffer tape may sort it out I normally wait until the valves bounce to change up, so this light comes on a lot when I have to drive such a thing for work time to time!


beaver34 - 19/2/14 at 05:25 PM

on a fiesta apart from a st its not engine load dependent like the other Ford models so it is rubbish and annoying

i work for ford and got my mum a new fiesta this year and she changed gear when it said regardless on the incline and its fair to say it was not how it needed to be driven

the rest of the models use engine load dependent shift lights which work quite well, not as well as the vw ones but still better than an annoying light on at 1,900 rpm


coyoteboy - 19/2/14 at 05:32 PM

Another distraction you don't need, another thing to look at instead of the road.


jacko - 19/2/14 at 05:35 PM

New Astra's SRI are the same
Jacko


MikeR - 19/2/14 at 05:48 PM

search through the menus - it should have an option to display how well / badly your driving. now that's fun.


theprisioner - 19/2/14 at 05:48 PM

I believe the dealers have software via the ODB port that can give options on displaying (or not) non mission critical features, give them a ring.


deezee - 19/2/14 at 06:30 PM

Obey the machines. All hail our new overlords


jossey - 19/2/14 at 06:37 PM

Think that's bad...

Look on the menu for the Eco driving rating...

Then spend you pr life trying to get 5's on them all lol

My mrs has one I can wreck it in 15 mins making everything 2 or 3 lol


GRRR - 19/2/14 at 06:40 PM

Auto-indicators p*ss me off, you can accidentally nudge the stalk and the indicator carrys on blinking for a bit which can look to other road users like you're turning off. cant cancel it or it starts flashing the other way instead!


coyoteboy - 19/2/14 at 06:58 PM

Yep, Ive fallen foul of auto-indicators. Stupid idea.

On a similar note, has anyone been bold enough to install one of those insurance driving apps on your phone? Couple of my friends have done, you have to register your email address, phone number etc. Does no-one else have a hint of paranoia with regards to that?


rusty nuts - 19/2/14 at 07:00 PM

I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


scudderfish - 19/2/14 at 07:04 PM

I like to see how bad I can get the instantaneous fuel consumption reading on the tintop


coyoteboy - 19/2/14 at 07:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


Ive never seen a car that requires that?!


sdh2903 - 19/2/14 at 07:43 PM

Is everyone getting grumpier with age??

Must admit I was baffled by a new hire car a few weeks ago that needed the clutch depressing to start. Cars are becoming ridiculously complicated for no apparent gain to the driving experience.


jacko - 19/2/14 at 07:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


Its the electric hand brakes that i cant get my head round
Put the brake on / rev the engine and the brake comes off not good if you are working on the car and its parked on a slight slope
Jacko


martyn1137 - 19/2/14 at 07:52 PM

Modern gadgets I like in cars I thought I wouldn't, auto wipers and auto lights in my previous Golf GTD and new Audi A3. I hate wipers juddering over a drying screen but the sensor and wipers are spot on.

I agree current indicators can be a pain. Current other hates are electric hand brake - no finesse or feel available, driving by robot and stop start system. Stopped the other day to let some nervous horses past and just as they got level car restarts after its regulation off time out - grrrr.


Mr C - 19/2/14 at 07:56 PM

Got a golf and its got all the above and more, collision alarm, radar, stop start, auto engine start on stall, racing engine sounds, the bloody lot. 18 buttons on the steering wheel as well..total head fook..


rusty nuts - 19/2/14 at 07:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by coyoteboy
quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


Ive never seen a car that requires that?!


Newer Ford Focus amongst others


Mr Whippy - 19/2/14 at 09:01 PM

I had to get my sister out to show me how to start the engine in her bmw

It had like an atari cartridge that went into the dash and then needed the brakes or clutch pressed before the button on the dash did anything, I was like how is this progress????!!! this is madness

Best bit is when the battery went flat and they couldn't get the doors open oh how I laughed, you see I have this little thing called a key and it doesn't need batteries to work smart thinking


johnny chimpo - 19/2/14 at 09:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by jacko
quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


Its the electric hand brakes that i cant get my head round
Put the brake on / rev the engine and the brake comes off not good if you are working on the car and its parked on a slight slope
Jacko


The auto handbrake wont come off if you dont have your seat belt clipped in. You would need to keep your foot on the brake to release the auto handbrake without your seat belt on.

I've got a 2011 Passat as my company car and it has all the annoying features mentioned, but my number one hate is auto stop start. I switch it off every time I get in the car!

[Edited on 19/2/14 by johnny chimpo]


Mr Whippy - 19/2/14 at 09:09 PM

yeah that stop start thing, doesn't that wear out the starter and the flywheel teeth? I notice too the batteries for them are more than twice the price. Also wonder about the extra wear to the engine if it needs to build up oil pressure each time it starts as that is when most wear occurs not to mention the engine cooling back down so it becomes less efficient... seems a crazy thing to do just to save a tiny bit of fuel while idling a lights

have to admit there's nothing at all in new cars that makes me want to get one, I find my 25 year old one much nicer all round

[Edited on 19/2/14 by Mr Whippy]


nick205 - 19/2/14 at 09:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by coyoteboy
quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


Ive never seen a car that requires that?!



Passat and other VAG group cars with the push-in key make you depress the clutch to start.

Those with electric parking brakes also make you depress the brake pedal before it will release.


I have no problem with either feature and actually like the electric parking brake a lot. Getting back into a car with a manual handbrake now seems archaic and a waste of good space between the front seats.

[Edited on 19/2/14 by nick205]


nick205 - 19/2/14 at 09:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
yeah that stop start thing, doesn't that wear out the starter and the flywheel teeth? I notice too the batteries for them are more than twice the price. Also wonder about the extra wear to the engine if it needs to build up oil pressure each time it starts as that is when most wear occurs not to mention the engine cooling back down so it becomes less efficient... seems a crazy thing to do just to save a tiny bit of fuel while idling a lights



The Volvo V50 eDrive I had for a year or so was Start/Stop. It didn't perform the Start/Stop unless the engine was up to temperature, thus limiting cold start wear. It had a definite positive impact on urban fuel consumption as well.


David Jenkins - 19/2/14 at 09:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
quote:
Originally posted by coyoteboy
quote:
Originally posted by rusty nuts
I hate cars that you have to push the clutch down when starting the engine, not a problem when driving but a real pain when the car is on a two post lift


Ive never seen a car that requires that?!


Newer Ford Focus amongst others


And my Toyota Yaris - that doesn't bother me too much, as it's something I tend to do anyway.

It's also got the auto stop-start, which does annoy me occasionally. I think they only fitted it to achieve the emissions level for the lower road tax rating (£30 per year). The stupid bit is that it needs a huge battery (it's about the size of the one fitted to diesels - twice the size of a normal petrol car one).

Oh - and I am getting grumpier as the years go on! But it is partly due to the unrelenting rubbish weather...


[Edited on 19/2/14 by David Jenkins]


nick205 - 19/2/14 at 09:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by GRRR
Auto-indicators p*ss me off, you can accidentally nudge the stalk and the indicator carrys on blinking for a bit which can look to other road users like you're turning off. cant cancel it or it starts flashing the other way instead!



Another feature I really like. Dab the indicator and it gives 3 winks, perfect for lane changes, overtaking, slip roads etc. I'm so used to it in my car that I forget SWMBOs doesn't do it and end up failing to signal properly sometimes.

The only thing you can't do is the regulation lorry drivers side to side wink to thank another driver.


britishtrident - 19/2/14 at 09:24 PM

Bloody self-lock doors get on my wick Rovers fiited them, they lock automatically at between 2 and 7 mph and remain locked after the carstops to open them from the inside you have to pull the handle twice but the other doors remain locked.

Working the locks on the blipper one press will only unlock the drivers door, two presses are required to unlock the other doors.

It can be turned off with Rover Textbook but ,,,,,,,,,,,


sdh2903 - 19/2/14 at 10:08 PM

I like the one touch indicators. Hate stop start, keyless entry, electric bloody handbrakes (not found one that holds on my steep drive and ludicrously expensive to fix) and all the bloody safety bings and f***ong bongs, I know when my seat belts off, I know when it's cold I know when I've left the key in just stop binging at me!!!

And being grumpy is fine, I've been grumpy since I sold my kit to help find a house project that fell through at the last min. In fact even the mrs has noted my inherent grumpiness and is hinting I should get a new 'toy' car. So being grumpy has it's upsides


NigeEss - 19/2/14 at 11:20 PM

quote:
Originally posted by sdh2903bings and f***ong bongs, I know when my seat belts off, I know when it's cold I know when I've left the key in just stop binging at me!!!




That one really grips my sh1t


SteveWalker - 19/2/14 at 11:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
yeah that stop start thing, doesn't that wear out the starter and the flywheel teeth? I notice too the batteries for them are more than twice the price. Also wonder about the extra wear to the engine if it needs to build up oil pressure each time it starts as that is when most wear occurs not to mention the engine cooling back down so it becomes less efficient... seems a crazy thing to do just to save a tiny bit of fuel while idling a lights



The Volvo V50 eDrive I had for a year or so was Start/Stop. It didn't perform the Start/Stop unless the engine was up to temperature, thus limiting cold start wear. It had a definite positive impact on urban fuel consumption as well.


There is a simple way to stop the stop/start wear on the starter and ring gear - don't use a conventional starter! There was a design some time ago for a car using a the ring gear on the flywheel and another toothed wheel and coils on the bellhousing to act as an alternator when the engine was running and charge a battery. It had stop/start, but startup was by using the toothed rings as a variable reluctance motor (IIRC), so no engagement of teeth. It could also use the VRM to give a boost when overtaking. I don't know if any of the current start/stop cars use this system though.


femster87 - 20/2/14 at 08:03 AM

wow you lot are grumpy


nick205 - 20/2/14 at 10:03 AM

quote:
Originally posted by femster87
wow you lot are grumpy


Indeed, and that's on the subject of cars, which (taking a wild guess on a car forum) we all quite like as well.

Imagine if we were discussing reality TV shows or worse still cooking TV shows


mcerd1 - 20/2/14 at 10:13 AM

My personal pet hates include gear change lights (mind you my tin-top's one isn't so bad - it comes on somewhere over ~6.5k just before the rev limiter ), self locking doors, etc. but they are just irritating...
the one that I think actually get in the way of driving are:

start-stop - I've had it on a few hire cars now and can never get used to it - 1 time in 10 I end up stalling the car when pulling away - a 2.0 bluemotion golf was the worst of the lot

Electric handbrakes - even when they are working you can never quite predict exactly when they'll let go / bite

traction control - my new tin-top has it, every time I hit puddle deeper than 1/2" it kicks in, killing the power and pulling the car to the side with it turned off it just pulls thought the puddle dead strait, but it come on again automatically when you restart the car....

Stupidly light power steering, make the cars too twitchy all so your granny can park the car with 1 finger....

Stupidly light clutch pedals with no feel in them, and that combined with eco-tuned engines with zero torque at tickover is really irritating - my mum has a 1.6 diesel polo (first of the new shape) its got so little go in it that I've stalled it nearly every time I've ever driven it

a lot of them just feel disconnected from the road, I'll admit its nice and quiet and you don't feel the bumps, but some go too far and you can't even feel what the car is doing underneath you so you've no idea how well the car is gripping and when its going to let go
the worst one I've driven for this is my dad's disco 3, I actually prefer his old 1989 110 stationwagon !

apart from its stupidly light steering the best new car I've had in a long time was actually a 1.2 fiat 500 (never though I'd ever say that !)
all the functional bits on it were simple and worked and you actually felt connected to the road... (now if I could just work out how to kill the power steering it would be near perfect...)


quote:
Originally posted by scudderfish
I like to see how bad I can get the instantaneous fuel consumption reading on the tintop

after 14 years driving I've only just got a tin-top of my own with a display
mind you the first 8 years of that (2 cars) I didn't even have fuel injection, 5th gear or power steering - but I still like those cars better than the new one

so far I can make it go all the way down to 4mpg, and I can get the average as low as 16mpg (its only a c-max with a 1.8 duratec)




* Yes I'm having a very grumpy day - my 9 moth pregnant GF kept me awake most of the night again....


[Edited on 20/2/2014 by mcerd1]