Man in garage
Woman in kitchen
Man using power tools to refurb donor parts
Woman cooking food for wedding

Which one ended up on the settee with concussion today?

She hit her head on a shelf?

I imagine man in front of computer telling people on the internet, rather than looking after his Mrs, is about to get a frying pan round his head, and be sleeping on the sofa with concussion

She walked into the larder cupboard door, luckily the one she left open not me!

Thankfully she has a sense of humour and is currently laughing at your reply.

Quick - while she's out of the kitchen............ put your sump in the dishwasher

One with a sense of humor but zero spatial awareness .... that's a rare model