Board logo

English?
Viper - 17/1/04 at 10:17 PM

WHY DO WE SPEAK ENGLISH?

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.

The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked:

"Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied:
"Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Kiwis and Americans arranged it so that you would not have to

speak German."

The group became silent!


JoelP - 17/1/04 at 11:08 PM

damn right.


GasGasGas - 18/1/04 at 12:03 PM

Bl**dy well right !!!!

And it makes a change for a YANK to say somthing sensible.


Jon Ison - 18/1/04 at 05:06 PM

top job,


Alan B - 18/1/04 at 06:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by GasGasGas
Bl**dy well right !!!!

And it makes a change for a YANK to say somthing sensible.


You'll have to trust me on this, but after living here nearly ten years, I find the majority actually are decent sensible people here...

Then again I am bit crazy.....