Share something totally random with us, I'll start...............


My middle finger is approximately 9cm long also I still remember like it was yesterday been punished at school for something I didn't do, I got away with plenty but this one sticks in my mind so clearly.

I've just scoffed a large bag of cadburys buttons all to myself

a huge bacon/mushroom/tomato roll with mustard and mayo does not cure manflu,just makes you feel better

I ate a pizza called an "Etna" on sunday night when drinking and my arse is still burning now.

I have a dinner reservation tonight in a restaurant called Roly's. It is in Zurich. (That's 2 facts!)

ive just eaten 6 mince pies, its not mince meat !, strange

Just seen this and ................................ not sure what to put but wanted to so here it is.
9 more sleeps to santa.

I took a group mountaineering this weekend.... someone laid such a substantial log in the toilet at the hut that no amount of flushing would move it.... in the end a stick was needed to chop its head off so the monster could be flushed away....

I'm looking forward to the finale of 'The Missing' tonight #saddo

I ate loads of mince pies with chocolate buttons. It made my poo smell like mushrooms and I had to work it out with a pencil. It was so big, I had to get a passing team of mountaineers to chop it in two to flush it away. I'm a habitual liar.

Won a walking race today but got excluded as the Steward said my nose was running.

The entire world was once black and white

Night shift tonight. #reallycantbearsed

See the inventor of predictive text has died.

His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

Just had me tea

My cat is sitting on my knee licking his (empty) sack

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Originally posted by owelly
I ate loads of mince pies with chocolate buttons. It made my poo smell like mushrooms and I had to work it out with a pencil. It was so big, I had to get a passing team of mountaineers to chop it in two to flush it away. I'm a habitual liar.

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I guess we'll never know.....

This just looks like the random cap that appears on my Facebook wall

My dog is a Staffy / Rottweiler cross and is scared of the Hoover.

I really need a wee bit could not move until i read all of the posts in this topic. I now feel compelled to reply and keep typing until i ahhhhhh11

Just watched Rocky 4 while drinking wine

My lasagne wasn't properly defrosted in the centre.

The soap at work smells of gin, but is definitely not jellified gin

I have to read magazines and newspapers from back to front, the thought of running out of toilet paper can keep me aware at night.

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you cant eat money.

This thread is all totally random stuff ?

This thread is all totally ball-cocks ?

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Originally posted by theconrodkid
a huge bacon/mushroom/tomato roll with mustard and mayo does not cure manflu

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I listed some items for sale. Scootz didn't buy them!

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Originally posted by daniel mason
I listed some items for sale. Scootz didn't buy them!

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I appear to be drunk.........again.....
At least I have awarded myself the day off tomorrow

I have been up all night with the squits

I have a cure for squits

Don't watch porn and eat watsits or your D**k will turn orange

Not seen any white dog poo since i was a kid

...manufacturers don't use as much bone-meal in dog food/biscuits anymore, which is why white dog poo is so valuable/rare.

I quite fancy some peanuts

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Originally posted by robinj66
I quite fancy some peanuts

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Any chance of some dry-roasted, rather than salted peanuts ?

I once lent Jon Ison a No 1 Pozi Screwdriver to replace his gear stick so he could complete more laps of Cadwell Park, I got nicked on the way home speeding :-( on a deserted m180.

He even posted it back

AF THREADS ARE BRILL.

I'm offshore, and my room mate has left the BIGGEST log in the toilet I have ever seen!!
The drains are bad at the best of times so there's no chance that this beast is going anywhere!

I swear one end is in the sea and the other is still peeping out of the water in the bog.... it had better be gone by tonight or he's going to be tasting it!

this is my last day at work till back on the 2nd Feb!

6 weeks paid holiday

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Originally posted by Matt21
I'm offshore, and my room mate has left the BIGGEST log in the toilet I have ever seen!!
The drains are bad at the best of times so there's no chance that this beast is going anywhere!

I swear one end is in the sea and the other is still peeping out of the water in the bog.... it had better be gone by tonight or he's going to be tasting it!

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i'll get a photo if it hasn't shifted tonight....

I had some good stuffing for supper - no not that type you dirty minded so and so's. The type made from bread, herbs, nuts, dried fruit and pork bangers and baked in an oven.

its not to cold outside

there is know reason why I should not be outside in the garage.

its not to cold
the heater is on in the garage
I have a heap to do
the wife has gone out.
had a good brunch.

just cant be bothered. back to surfing the net no! not that , car related , promise

I've got an omega speedmaster watch on that's a copy of the first watch that went to the moon and I've just been drinking a cheap but tastier copy of Baileys from aldi

Work tomorrow

"I've got an omega speedmaster watch on that's a copy of the first watch that went to the moon "

do you not mean "area 51" ?

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Originally posted by steve m
"I've got an omega speedmaster watch on that's a copy of the first watch that went to the moon "

do you not mean "area 51" ?

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I am busy preparing the veg for Christmas dinner and this has just come to me;

"Why do raw carrots sink, but parsnips float ?".

Home alone is on TV