bob
|
| posted on 16/12/14 at 09:08 PM |
|
|
.
|
|
|
|
|
arrow-engineering
|
| posted on 16/12/14 at 09:30 PM |
|
|
you cant eat money.
|
|
|
slingshot2000
|
| posted on 16/12/14 at 10:52 PM |
|
|
This thread is all totally random stuff ?
This thread is all totally ball-cocks ?
[Edited on 16/12/14 by slingshot2000]
|
|
|
Karl H
|
| posted on 16/12/14 at 10:59 PM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by theconrodkid
a huge bacon/mushroom/tomato roll with mustard and mayo does not cure manflu
neither does Rum 
|
|
|
daniel mason
|
| posted on 16/12/14 at 11:34 PM |
|
|
I listed some items for sale. Scootz didn't buy them!
|
|
|
slingshot2000
|
| posted on 16/12/14 at 11:41 PM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by daniel mason
I listed some items for sale. Scootz didn't buy them!
These parts must be totally, randomly, too cheap !
Scootz only seems to buy totally, randomly expensive items !
|
|
|
NigeEss
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 01:00 AM |
|
|
I appear to be drunk.........again.....
At least I have awarded myself the day off tomorrow 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
|
|
|
jossey
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 07:32 AM |
|
|
I have been up all night with the squits
Thanks
David Johnson
Building my tiger avon slowly but surely.
|
|
|
Jon Ison
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 07:34 AM |
|
|
I have a cure for squits
|
|
|
Thailoz
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 09:16 AM |
|
|
Don't watch porn and eat watsits or your D**k will turn orange
It may sound a dumb Question to you but to others it may be an eureka moment
|
|
|
kj
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 10:11 AM |
|
|
Not seen any white dog poo since i was a kid
Think about it, think about it again and then do it.
|
|
|
owelly
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 10:59 AM |
|
|
...manufacturers don't use as much bone-meal in dog food/biscuits anymore, which is why white dog poo is so valuable/rare.
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
|
|
|
robinj66
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 08:45 PM |
|
|
I quite fancy some peanuts
|
|
|
scudderfish
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 09:01 PM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by robinj66
I quite fancy some peanuts
|
|
|
slingshot2000
|
| posted on 17/12/14 at 09:49 PM |
|
|
Any chance of some dry-roasted, rather than salted peanuts ?
|
|
|
Agriv8
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 09:25 AM |
|
|
I once lent Jon Ison a No 1 Pozi Screwdriver to replace his gear stick so he could complete more laps of Cadwell Park, I got nicked on the way home
speeding :-( on a deserted m180.
He even posted it back
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
|
|
|
bart
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 09:40 AM |
|
|
af
AF THREADS ARE BRILL.
BE ALERT > BRITAIN NEEDS LERTS
|
|
|
Matt21
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 12:49 PM |
|
|
I'm offshore, and my room mate has left the BIGGEST log in the toilet I have ever seen!!
The drains are bad at the best of times so there's no chance that this beast is going anywhere!
I swear one end is in the sea and the other is still peeping out of the water in the bog.... it had better be gone by tonight or he's going to
be tasting it!
|
|
|
Mr Whippy
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 12:52 PM |
|
|
this is my last day at work till back on the 2nd Feb! 
6 weeks paid holiday 
|
|
|
Mr Whippy
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 12:54 PM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by Matt21
I'm offshore, and my room mate has left the BIGGEST log in the toilet I have ever seen!!
The drains are bad at the best of times so there's no chance that this beast is going anywhere!
I swear one end is in the sea and the other is still peeping out of the water in the bog.... it had better be gone by tonight or he's going to
be tasting it!
this did make us laugh in the office
|
|
|
Matt21
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 02:36 PM |
|
|
i'll get a photo if it hasn't shifted tonight....
|
|
|
Ivan
|
| posted on 18/12/14 at 04:46 PM |
|
|
I had some good stuffing for supper - no not that type you dirty minded so and so's. The type made from bread, herbs, nuts, dried fruit and pork
bangers and baked in an oven.
|
|
|
Jon Ison
|
| posted on 21/12/14 at 11:26 AM |
|
|
its not to cold outside
|
|
|
bart
|
| posted on 21/12/14 at 01:05 PM |
|
|
there is know reason why I should not be outside in the garage.
its not to cold
the heater is on in the garage
I have a heap to do
the wife has gone out.
had a good brunch.
just cant be bothered. back to surfing the net no! not that , car related , promise
BE ALERT > BRITAIN NEEDS LERTS
|
|
|
woodster
|
| posted on 21/12/14 at 08:36 PM |
|
|
I've got an omega speedmaster watch on that's a copy of the first watch that went to the moon and I've just been drinking a cheap
but tastier copy of Baileys from aldi
|
|
|
