40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated...................Was f*****d to bits at University
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate...............................Stalker

four posts that are just smileys!

And I get chastised for posting 'too much'

bummer

just did it again

oh yeah and

Oh whoops, did it again

Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"

Chris

nearly as good as" fanny like a wizards sleeve"


]Originally posted by ChrisW
Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"

Chris

and somehow every one applies to my twat...

Your not one of them ladyboys are you Joel?



i]Originally posted by JoelP
and somehow every one applies to my twat...

eeeeeww

ah. err, nope.

was refering to my twat of a girlfriend, but all is forgiven now...