40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated...................Was f*****d to bits at University
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate...............................Stalker
four posts that are just smileys!
And I get chastised for posting 'too much'
bummer
just did it again
oh yeah and
Oh whoops, did it again
Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"
Chris
nearly as good as" fanny like a wizards sleeve"
]Originally posted by ChrisW
Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"
Chris
and somehow every one applies to my twat...
Your not one of them ladyboys are you Joel?
i]Originally posted by JoelP
and somehow every one applies to my twat...
eeeeeww
ah. err, nope.
was refering to my twat of a girlfriend, but all is forgiven now...