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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
timf - 24/3/04 at 10:18 AM

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated...................Was f*****d to bits at University
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate...............................Stalker


Ben_Copeland - 24/3/04 at 10:22 AM


Staple balls - 24/3/04 at 01:01 PM


Alez - 24/3/04 at 02:10 PM


GO - 24/3/04 at 02:13 PM


stephen_gusterson - 24/3/04 at 02:35 PM

four posts that are just smileys!

And I get chastised for posting 'too much'

bummer

just did it again

oh yeah and


Ben_Copeland - 24/3/04 at 05:51 PM



Oh whoops, did it again


ChrisW - 24/3/04 at 06:50 PM

Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"

Chris


Wadders - 24/3/04 at 07:01 PM

nearly as good as" fanny like a wizards sleeve"


]Originally posted by ChrisW
Lol @ "Fanny like a clowns pocket"

Chris



JoelP - 24/3/04 at 07:07 PM

and somehow every one applies to my twat...


Wadders - 24/3/04 at 07:23 PM

Your not one of them ladyboys are you Joel?



i]Originally posted by JoelP
and somehow every one applies to my twat...




[Edited on 24/3/04 by Wadders]


suparuss - 24/3/04 at 07:36 PM

eeeeeww


JoelP - 25/3/04 at 09:37 AM

ah. err, nope.

was refering to my twat of a girlfriend, but all is forgiven now...