What is the catch I hear you say?

Well yes there is a slight catch I left my phone in a taxi in Malaysia, I have since bought a new phone.

I now have an address in Malaysia where my lost phone is. Find a way to get it to you and it's all yours.

(Slight caveat is that I want my SIM card in it destroyed before I hand over the passcode to access the phone)

My brother lives in Singapore if that's any good

I've a friend who works cabin crew for BA, Malaysia is one of her regular routes.