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Author: Subject: What job am I preparing for?
snapper

posted on 10/5/14 at 10:37 AM Reply With Quote
What job am I preparing for?

I have put together a selection of tools
Can anybody guess the job I am about to undertake?







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deezee

posted on 10/5/14 at 10:40 AM Reply With Quote
Are you going to reset to odometer?






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ReMan

posted on 10/5/14 at 10:47 AM Reply With Quote
Rear hub nuts?





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adithorp

posted on 10/5/14 at 10:48 AM Reply With Quote
Looks like the complete tool kit used to build the average Robin Hood





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Lightning

posted on 10/5/14 at 10:50 AM Reply With Quote
House breaking??





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blakep82

posted on 10/5/14 at 10:57 AM Reply With Quote
Amateur dentistry?





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Surrey Dave

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:05 AM Reply With Quote
Looks like the hammer is too small................

You're not lifting those ceramic tiles are you?

[Edited on 10/5/14 by Surrey Dave]

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balidey

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:10 AM Reply With Quote
As Top Gear would say... driving a lorry





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snapper

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:41 AM Reply With Quote
It is a domestic job that's for sure
Not a DIY job as such not construction or demolition
A few more guesses and ill spill the beans





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sdh2903

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:44 AM Reply With Quote
Somebody blocked the bog after a heavy Friday night??
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snapper

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:54 AM Reply With Quote
Interesting but you are cold
As was I whilst doing the job





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maccmike

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:55 AM Reply With Quote
Assembling a greenhouse?
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sdh2903

posted on 10/5/14 at 11:59 AM Reply With Quote
Removing a noisy sh**ty birds nest from the eaves (or is that on my list?)
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stevebubs

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:04 PM Reply With Quote
deicing the freezer..
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Smoking Frog

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:05 PM Reply With Quote
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a brain surgeon.
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loggyboy

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:20 PM Reply With Quote
Ball joint/ wishbone on a tintop?





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JoelP

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:25 PM Reply With Quote
A very gruesome murder.





Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.

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leon51274

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:29 PM Reply With Quote
DIY circumcision?
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ReMan

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:31 PM Reply With Quote
Ikea flat pack furniture?





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Smoking Frog

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:34 PM Reply With Quote
Remove the magnet behind the wall tiles.
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owelly

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:50 PM Reply With Quote
You're cleaning-up some spilt beans..?





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02GF74

posted on 10/5/14 at 12:55 PM Reply With Quote
getting that last bit of Heinz ketchup out of the bottle?






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HowardB

posted on 10/5/14 at 01:00 PM Reply With Quote
adjusting your neighbours loud music system?

or is it to remove some Ivy?





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907

posted on 10/5/14 at 01:56 PM Reply With Quote
You've returned to film cameras and got the film stuck.


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snapper

posted on 10/5/14 at 02:11 PM Reply With Quote
All good replies
As I was putting the bog roll in the freezer in preparation for the aftermath of tonight's curry I discovered this in the utility room freezer





So decided to "have at it" with available tooling





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