Jon Ison
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 08:37 AM |
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Why ? Totaly o/t
Why do we humans need to wipe our bottoms after a #2?
Every other creature on the planet seems to do ok without the need ?
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40inches
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 08:42 AM |
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Probably because they don't have to wash under crackers 
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russbost
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 08:43 AM |
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Well, personally I'd find it a tad tricky to lick mine which is what many animals do, & I really can't say I find that an appealing
thought! I'd also feel pretty silly sliding my backside down the lawn to do the job & doubt it would be much cleaner after that anyway!
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benchmark51
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 08:48 AM |
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It wouldn't be very comfortable walking around with clinkers as some animals do.
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 08:53 AM |
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ewwwwwwww the mental pictures
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40inches
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 08:58 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
ewwwwwwww the mental pictures
You did ask!
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theprisioner
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 09:05 AM |
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In New Zealand they call the bits that hang off Dags
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philw
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 09:06 AM |
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Right then Jon, I dirty double dare you to go one week without wiping and report back on your loss of friends
Must try harder
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russbost
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 09:06 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
ewwwwwwww the mental pictures
What he said ^^^^^^! 
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maccmike
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 09:10 AM |
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Right then Jon, I dirty double dare you to go one week without wiping and report back on your loss of friends
Concour!
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motorcycle_mayhem
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 09:15 AM |
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I guess (though I have no evidence) that there may be a relationship between the amount of hair and the need/wish to remove dags before they get hard.
Things in my youth didn't need as much attention as they get now, with the onset of advanced middle age there's now the issue of piles,
lots of bright covered blood everywhere. To counteract that, stools are now too hard for dags to form.
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SPYDER
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 09:18 AM |
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You need one of the following options...
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kingster996
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 10:01 AM |
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One word - dangleberries
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
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Staple balls
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 10:31 AM |
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IIRC it's because we're primarily bipedal, so we have larger gluteal muscles (ie, an arse) which is rather an inconvenience when it comes
to the free falling of crap.
However, I'm not sure how those worryingly skinny people with no arse get by, do they have to wipe?
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ReMan
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 11:31 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by SPYDER
You need one of the following options...
He he!
I think I could find the original mag !
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Bladerunner
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 02:26 PM |
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Clag Away
So now I see what Engelbert Humperdink did before his singing career took off.
Adventure before Dementia
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 03:37 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Staple balls
IIRC it's because we're primarily bipedal, so we have larger gluteal muscles (ie, an arse) which is rather an inconvenience when it comes
to the free falling of crap.
However, I'm not sure how those worryingly skinny people with no arse get by, do they have to wipe?
Locostbuilders never fails, Google would not give such a factual answer to a genuine question.
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Daf
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 03:51 PM |
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I've tried going without wiping - get's itchy after a couple of days I wouldnt recomend it!
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tegwin
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 03:55 PM |
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In this world where we drive for being environmentally friendly... how many tonnes of bogroll get used every year?
Infact... If we assume the average hairy arsed man gets through one bogroll a week... each bogroll weighs 227grams.
There are 64 million or so people on these fine isles... Lets assume 20 million are disgusting oafs who never wipe...
Over a year that is by my calculations 500,000 tonnes of arse wipe... I don't know how many trees that is but i'd suggest its more
than 2....
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adithorp
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 04:16 PM |
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But you're forgetting women seem to use at least a roll every time they have a piss.
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
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907
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 06:11 PM |
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I'd like to know why the papers got thinner ?
Not talking cheap stuff; even Andrex has become see through.
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scudderfish
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| posted on 29/1/15 at 06:45 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by SPYDER
You need one of the following options...
Problem with that is if you want to spray backwards as diagrammed, you need to pedal backwards and there is a large risk of other things being dragged
'back and out'. If you pedal forwards you'll get slammed into the cross-bar.
Sometimes I think I think too much.
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Dick Axtell
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| posted on 30/1/15 at 11:46 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by tegwin
In this world where we drive for being environmentally friendly... how many tonnes of bogroll get used every year?
Infact... If we assume the average hairy arsed man gets through one bogroll a week... each bogroll weighs 227grams.
There are 64 million or so people on these fine isles... Lets assume 20 million are disgusting oafs who never wipe...
Over a year that is by my calculations 500,000 tonnes of arse wipe... I don't know how many trees that is but i'd suggest its more
than 2....
Well, here it gets a bit tricky, raising the potential spectre of ....er racism?? I am referring to those countries where the normal practice is to
use a water hose to flush one's rear end. I encountered one of these "facilities" during a working visit to Malaysia (on a project
at Proton). Discovered the golden rule - always rent a towel before entering the cubicle! (It's a bit tricky after one has dropped ones
trousers!). One answer, at least, to the paper consumption (t)issue.
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steve m
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| posted on 30/1/15 at 12:13 PM |
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I believe in some non "civilized country's" that your right hand is for eating and your left for cleaning up your bum and no paper
is used
I wouldn't want to get them mixed up
Thats was probably spelt wrong, or had some grammer, that the "grammer police have to have a moan at
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02GF74
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| posted on 30/1/15 at 09:50 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by russbost
Well, personally I'd find it a tad tricky to lick mine which is what many animals do
Which animals are licking your butt? :O Name and shame.
Changing the subject from no.2 to no.1, is it possible to urinate upside down? Is gravity required or all done by bladder muscles?
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