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Benzine

posted on 4/7/08 at 08:53 AM Reply With Quote
The 'Ask Mr Whippy thread'

ITT we post questions that Mr Whippy must answer. This may go some way towards alleviating his boredom at work

Q. What do you have for breakfast?
Q. Biscuit or cake?
Q. What's your favourite album?

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nib1980

posted on 4/7/08 at 08:58 AM Reply With Quote
1) whats your favourite colour
2) whats your favourite, Flash gordon episode.
3) whats your current hair style
4) WHEN WILL YOU TAKE A PICCY OF THE GIRLS FOR US!!!

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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:00 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
ITT we post questions that Mr Whippy must answer. This may go some way towards alleviating his boredom at work

Q. What do you have for breakfast?
Q. Biscuit or cake?
Q. What's your favourite album?


A: Can of redbull
A: Carrot cake
A: Primus - Sailing the seas of cheese






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Benzine

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:03 AM Reply With Quote
Q. "Say baby do you wanna lay down with me"?

say baby. SAY BABY!

[Edited on 4/7/08 by Benzine]

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TimC

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:03 AM Reply With Quote
Q: Atheistic or theistic existentialism or neither?






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eznfrank

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:03 AM Reply With Quote
Dear Mr. Whippy,

Where do babies come from?

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indykid

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:05 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TimC
Q: Atheistic or theistic existentialism or neither?


i only know what neither means.

Q:what colour socks are you wearing today?
Q:daddy or chips?

tom





me? ambivalent? well, yes and no

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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:05 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nib1980
1) whats your favourite colour
2) whats your favourite, Flash gordon episode.
3) whats your current hair style
4) WHEN WILL YOU TAKE A PICCY OF THE GIRLS FOR US!!!


1) Candy red
2) The movie was the best
3) seriously short
4) when I think I can taunt you no more

off to a boring meeting now






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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:06 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Q. "Say baby do you wanna lay down with me"?

say baby. SAY BABY!

[Edited on 4/7/08 by Benzine]


so you must be older than I thought






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Nosbod

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:07 AM Reply With Quote
Mr Whippy owns an ice-cream van delivering to all the lovely children near us.

Q. What is your favourite ice-cream?

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omega0684

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:07 AM Reply With Quote
Are the girls in your office POLISH?

AND

Do they have valid work permits? (if not i'll take them off your hands)

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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:07 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by eznfrank
Dear Mr. Whippy,

Where do babies come from?


apparently from men






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DaveFJ

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:14 AM Reply With Quote
Q. Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Q. What is the plural of KiwiFruit?
Q. Is it possible to make a chassis out of Aluminium?







Dave

"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always

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mcerd1

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:30 AM Reply With Quote
Q. What's the weather like up there ?

Q. What's you favourite radio station / show ?

Q. BEC or CEC ?

[Edited on 4/7/08 by mcerd1]

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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 09:56 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nosbod
Mr Whippy owns an ice-cream van delivering to all the lovely children near us.

Q. What is your favourite ice-cream?


I actually can't stand ice cream






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Paul TigerB6

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:01 AM Reply With Quote
Q. If you were stuck on a desert island alone with all the office babes - would you be ok alone, or would you like me to come along to aid you in your duties??
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martyn_16v

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:05 AM Reply With Quote
Why do you never see baby Pigeons?






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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:22 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
Q. If you were stuck on a desert island alone with all the office babes - would you be ok alone, or would you like me to come along to aid you in your duties??


I may need more depending on how fit they are






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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:23 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by martyn_16v
Why do you never see baby Pigeons?


they hatch fully grown, the eggs weigh 2lbs






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DaveFJ

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:25 AM Reply With Quote
Q. Why did Massa just stuff his Ferrari into the wall at Stowe?





Dave

"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always

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coozer

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:25 AM Reply With Quote
1. What do actually do for a living?
2. How do manage so much time on here?
3. Any fit ones going spare?





1972 V8 Jago

1980 Z750

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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:27 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DaveFJ
Q. Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Q. What is the plural of KiwiFruit?
Q. Is it possible to make a chassis out of Aluminium?




A: Simply to annoy you
A: Why are you going to eat more than one, their horrable
A: yes but just don't use it to make a car






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iank

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:34 AM Reply With Quote
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Q: Do you like Salmiakki Koskenkorva?

Q: Who's going to win the Wimbledon mixed doubles?





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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:36 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coozer
1. What do actually do for a living?
2. How do manage so much time on here?
3. Any fit ones going spare?


1. Nothing really just paid get lots of money
2. Well I have to do something...
3. No but there is a fat ugly one if your realy desperate

[Edited on 4/7/08 by Mr Whippy]






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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/7/08 at 10:50 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Q: Do you like Salmiakki Koskenkorva?

Q: Who's going to win the Wimbledon mixed doubles?



A: sorry I've never seen anything other than full laden swallow

A: is that a beer?

A: never noticed the ball too many other things bouncing






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