for those of us that were involved in the repair of chippy,d heater hose at stonleigh today.
guess what i found in the boot when i got home

spare wheel

chippy?!

manky boot carpet?

a pound coin and a half eaten black jack??

19mm hose

I bet it was under the cooker

more gaffer tape to repair the front bumper?

wife and two kids

bob gets the cigar....sorry ray

ok,maybe that was a bit too easy.
why was my bed last night so firm and noisy when i turned over?

[Edited on 5/5/08 by theconrodkid]

I know I know

I think i will leave everyone to have a go at this one, i couldnt believe it myself.

I checked the conservatory and couldnt see anything missing

you were sleeping on an airbed filled with sand??

in true locost stylie,the knackered bed was propped up by a sheet of twin walled pollycarb roofing sheet