flak monkey
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| posted on 6/6/07 at 09:26 PM |
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A bad joke or 2
Q: Why do chavs drive such crap cars?
A: To give the goths a sporting chance 
Q: How did the chav win a good citizen award?
A: He had a vasectomy
Q: What do you get when you cross genius with a chav?
A: An idea that hits you for no reason
My gf got given a book of chav jokes for her birthday by my sister, oh dear! 
[Edited on 6/6/07 by flak monkey]
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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Chazzy
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| posted on 6/6/07 at 09:39 PM |
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thought i recognised them, i confiscated that book for a lesson from a very nice girl who was Sooooo embaressed that it had rude jokes in ;-)
my fave was:
q: how do you kill a chav?
A: pull his hoody over his face until he drowns in his own spit.
chas
[Edited on 6/6/07 by Chazzy]
[Edited on 6/6/07 by Chazzy]
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iank
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| posted on 6/6/07 at 09:46 PM |
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What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
The burglar.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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smouldin
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| posted on 7/6/07 at 10:52 PM |
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Q. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it.
Q. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police
Sorry, not got into th nun thing yet..................
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DarrenW
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| posted on 8/6/07 at 09:29 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by iank
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
PMSL
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