a friend showed me a pic of himself stood by a sign for a village called "Twatt"

checked on autoroute, yup it does exist.

Just type your (or any) postcode in here...

Hours of fun...

Liam

Amusing Places Near You

MK43 9BS...

Titty Ho (map)
15.8 miles

Shingay (map)
18.2 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
19.9 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
25.2 miles

Nasty (map)
25.4 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
26.5 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
27.9 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
28.0 miles

Minges (map)
32.4 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
35.6 miles


[beavis and butthead] huh huh [/beavis and butthead]

DL3 6SB

Fanny Barks
4.9 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm
13.7 miles

Crackpot
22.6 miles

Bitchagreen
27.1 miles

Cock Heads
28.5 miles

Hairy Side
29.8 miles

Spital Tongues
31.3 miles

Slag Hill
33.3 miles

Dicken-Dyke
35.6 miles

Cum Hag Wood
37.4 miles

Fantastic!



Knob Hill (map)
13.9 miles

Balls Cross (map)
15.0 miles

Titty Hill (map)
18.0 miles

Gay Street (map)
18.9 miles

Lickfold (map)
20.9 miles

Cock Pond (map)
23.7 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
24.3 miles

Titsey Park (map)
25.0 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
27.9 miles

Bushy Bottom (map)
28.8 miles

Uni places:

Foul End (map)
11.6 miles

Willey (map)
12.5 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)
13.4 miles

Lickey End (map)
20.6 miles

Feckenham (map)
20.8 miles

Bell End (map)
22.6 miles

Wyre Piddle (map)
27.7 miles

Piddle Brook (map)
27.7 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
28.9 miles

Cottagers (map)
35.8 miles



Home Places:
Salters Lode (map)
11.6 miles

Feltwell (map)
19.1 miles

Smoker's Hole (map)
29.3 miles

Butt Mound (map)
37.5 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
38.8 miles

Cocks Green (map)
41.6 miles

Poke Holes (map)
48.1 miles

Titty Ho (map)
48.5 miles

Shingay (map)
49.4 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
50.1 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
9.3 miles

Fartown (map)
10.1 miles

Camp Town (map)
10.3 miles

Penistone (map)
12.8 miles

Upperthong (map)
13.8 miles

Dick Slack (map)
20.1 miles

Beaver Dyke (map)
20.2 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
22.3 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map)
22.6 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
23.5 miles

LMBO

Ip14 1tt

Cocks Green (map)
9.7 miles

Fishpits (map)
19.2 miles

Fingringhoe (map)
24.5 miles

Feltwell (map)
28.2 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
28.8 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)
32.4 miles

Cock Clarks (map)
37.7 miles

Gay Bowers (map)
37.9 miles

Salters Lode (map)
38.8 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
41.4 miles


I like fingringhoe... Or is that just me being childish

Hmmm - there's a good few of us not too far from Six Mile Bottom. Perhaps it'd make a good meet spot?

upperthong & fartown, must go visit ???

Jughole wood (map)
12.6 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
18.3 miles

Hole in the Wall (map)
21.2 miles

Cottagers (map)
24.9 miles

Penistone (map)
25.0 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
25.6 miles

Dirty Gutter (map)
28.4 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
31.0 miles

Upperthong (map)
31.4 miles

Fartown (map)
35.9 miles

Rimswell (map)
14.2 miles

Wetwang (map)
17.9 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
29.5 miles

Poke Holes (map)
30.8 miles

Cum Hag Wood (map)
33.4 miles

Bitchagreen (map)
46.0 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
46.4 miles

Cock Heads (map)
46.8 miles

Camp Town (map)
48.9 miles

Beaver Dyke (map)
55.2 miles

LMAO.....

Assloss (map)
5.3 miles

Spunkie (map)
12.5 miles

Cock of Arran (map)
27.9 miles

Lumps of Garryhorn (map)
28.3 miles

Dickland (map)
29.7 miles

Thundergay (map)
31.5 miles

Turdees (map)
32.1 miles

Buttock Point (map)
33.7 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
36.5 miles

Ring Burn (map)
40.3 miles



Jon..you started this off mentioning Twatt in Orkney.......there's also an Upper Twatt!

and a Wankum in Germany

The off course there are the piddlings.

It's not perfect though.

It missed out one which I know for sure is within 5 miles of me.

Fannyside Loch

John...
just noticed your avatar....

I had a rough weekend......


That was him in the middle of giving you poor advice on rear camber settings...

must be made up, the first for me is camp town, never heard of it. Less than 1 mile from my house, the label is over an area blatently called the lingfields.

Snuggs

My list looks like a reverse of yours

Spital Tongues (map)
2.0 miles

Hairy Side (map)
17.7 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
28.6 miles

Slag Hill (map)
28.7 miles

Fanny Barks (map)
29.9 miles

Faggot (map)
38.1 miles

Lady's Hole (map)
39.6 miles

Cock Play (map)
41.8 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
42.0 miles

Crackpot (map)
46.5 miles

Mike

Titaboutie (map)
28.0 miles

Boghead (map)
28.1 miles

Tarty Burn (map)
35.7 miles

Dykeside (map)
45.5 miles

Coulterfanny (map)
56.4 miles

Bottom Burn (map)
63.6 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
64.8 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
64.8 miles

Turdees (map)
91.9 miles

Lady's Hole (map)
92.1 miles


almost a hundred miles to get to the Lady's Hole!!!!

Lived near a place called Dildo in Newfoundland in Canada, funny it smelt of fish too!

It's David Carradine (Kwai Chang Cane) isn't it Grasshopper?

[Edited on 6/6/05 by Peteff]

This is SO funny, heres mine

Titsey Park (map)
4.0 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
7.8 miles

Cock Pond (map)
11.2 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
14.1 miles

Knob Hill (map)
19.3 miles

Thong (map)
21.6 miles

Rear Wood (map)
22.4 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
24.3 miles

Gay Street (map)
28.4 miles

Balls Cross (map)
29.9 miles

mime comes out the same as Liam's

Well both bedford area post codes.


Dave.

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Originally posted by Peteff
It's David Carradine (Kwai Chang Cane) isn't it Grasshopper?

[Edited on 6/6/05 by Peteff]

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Excellent!
Mine comes out more or less the same as James' and donuts'.

Fozzie

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Originally posted by Liam
Hmmm - there's a good few of us not too far from Six Mile Bottom. Perhaps it'd make a good meet spot?

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Excellent thread!

Brown Willy (map)
33.6 miles

Crapstone (map)
47.2 miles

Lower Piles (map)
54.2 miles

Bush Down (map)
60.9 miles

Dead Cow Point (map)
68.4 miles

Arshaton Wood (map)
73.2 miles

Lickham Bottom (map)
94.0 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
99.0 miles

Burnt Bottom (map)
114.0 miles

Chocolate Farm (map)
118.1 miles

What a great thing the internet is!

Titty Hill (map)
17.1 miles

Balls Cross (map)
19.6 miles

Pishill (map)
23.5 miles

Knob Hill (map)
24.0 miles

Gay Street (map)
25.7 miles

Lickfold (map)
26.8 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
31.7 miles

Golden Balls (map)
32.0 miles

Cock Pond (map)
32.6 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
33.7 miles

Andy

havnt checked the side but can vouch for 6 mile bottom, balls cross, lickfold (great pub at the lickfold arms) and a lovely little village called "cockfield" in suffolk. drove through goldenballs aswell the other day. big mess!

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Originally posted by Jon Ison
upperthong & fartown, must go visit ???

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Now that it's summer, I would have thought you lot would be getting out more.............

Cheers

Fred WB

Fingringhoe (map)
8.5 miles

Fishpits (map)
20.3 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)
23.3 miles

Cock Clarks (map)
23.5 miles

Gay Bowers (map)
25.0 miles

Cocks Green (map)
30.7 miles

Thong (map)
42.7 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
44.1 miles

Minges (map)
45.5 miles

Pett Bottom (map)
46.6 miles


I do like Minges

fantastic

Dicken-Dyke (map)
1.5 miles

Beaver Dyke (map)
3.2 miles

Camp Town (map)
13.7 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
21.9 miles

Fartown (map)
24.8 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
25.6 miles

Big End (map)
26.1 miles

Buttock (map)
26.2 miles

Crackpot (map)
27.6 miles

Cocklick End (map)
28.1 miles



best bit is the workshop is located on moorcock lane

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Originally posted by marc n
fantastic

best bit is the workshop is located on moorcock lane

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quote:

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Originally posted by marc n

best bit is the workshop is located on moorcock lane

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quote:

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and I noticed you'd got a new sign since the last time!

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DL14 0LR


Fanny Barks (map)
7.5 miles

Hairy Side (map)
18.8 miles

Slag Hill (map)
22.6 miles

Spital Tongues (map)
23.3 miles

Crackpot (map)
23.4 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
24.9 miles

Bitchagreen (map)
37.6 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
38.1 miles

Cock Heads (map)
38.5 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
43.2 miles



I thought these were being made up but if you cross ref to Snuggs' post there are some doubles (he lives in next town).

cb5 oen
Six Mile Bottom (map)
5.7 miles

Feltwell (map)
16.5 miles

Cocks Green (map)
19.0 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
20.9 miles

Shingay (map)
21.5 miles

Salters Lode (map)
21.7 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
26.4 miles

Fishpits (map)
27.4 miles

Nasty (map)
29.9 miles

Minges (map)
32.5 miles
i like the sound of fishpits.
scott

quote:

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Originally posted by Fred W B
Now that it's summer, I would have thought you lot would be getting out more.............

Cheers

Fred WB

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Excellent - knows some of these, so it's not made up:

Loose Bottom (map)
4.1 miles

Devil's Dyke (map)
5.1 miles

Fulking Hill (map)
5.7 miles

Bushy Bottom (map)
6.3 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
10.6 miles

Lower Dicker (map)
15.9 miles

Upper Dicker (map)
15.9 miles

Crapham Down (map)
16.9 miles

Lickfold (map)
17.5 miles

Gay Street (map)
17.6 miles

good site - picks up 'nob end' (near farnworth) for me but ignores all the local peover's (there's a million of them)
Bob C

LE39

Butthole Lane (map)
10.9 miles

Willey (map)
13.7 miles

Cottagers (map)
16.1 miles

Foul End (map)
21.4 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)
31.5 miles

Titty Ho (map)
33.1 miles

Hole in the Wall (map)
33.5 miles

Butt Mound (map)
38.2 miles

Jughole wood (map)
38.4 miles

Lickey End (map)
42.1 miles

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Originally posted by flak monkey
Uni places:

Foul End (map)
11.6 miles

Willey (map)
12.5 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)
13.4 miles

Lickey End (map)
20.6 miles

Feckenham (map)
20.8 miles

Bell End (map)
22.6 miles

Wyre Piddle (map)
27.7 miles

Piddle Brook (map)
27.7 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
28.9 miles

Cottagers (map)
35.8 miles

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Big Bone Lick, Kentucky is about 250 Miles from my home.

Fantastic! Imagine using these to write directions to get to your place for an invitation to a BBQ or something