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Christmas Eve bargain
T66 - 24/12/09 at 07:15 PM

Small house in Northumberland, comes complete with 2 adult children.

An uncooked Turkey, lots of stuffing,a few unopened presents and a kitchen full of drink

Open to reasonable offers !!

Must be sold by midnight tonight before santa arrives.

NB Garage & Contents not included in sale.


marcjagman - 24/12/09 at 07:22 PM

Think I've got a tenner in my pocket somewhere.

T66 - 24/12/09 at 07:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by marcjagman
Think I've got a tenner in my pocket somewhere.



44 views so far, a tenner is a poor offer keep going

scudderfish - 24/12/09 at 07:30 PM

£10.52

balidey - 24/12/09 at 07:30 PM

Could be tempted to up the offer.
Whats the Mrs look like?

T66 - 24/12/09 at 07:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by balidey
Could be tempted to up the offer.
Whats the Mrs look like?





Hahahha never mentioned her, was planning on keeping her but could be tempted.

Pic attached ....Image deleted by owner

Richard Quinn - 24/12/09 at 07:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by T66
quote:
Originally posted by balidey
Could be tempted to up the offer.
Whats the Mrs look like?





Hahahha never mentioned her, was planning on keeping her but could be tempted.

Pic attached ....
Service history??

T66 - 24/12/09 at 07:41 PM

sorry no service history....

I used to be a mechanic so Ive always serviced her myself.

scootz - 24/12/09 at 07:49 PM

How about I P/X you a Blackbird Engine?

T66 - 24/12/09 at 07:55 PM

quote:
Originally posted by scootz
How about I P/X you a Blackbird Engine?



Now thats not fair as the garage & contents are not included.

But but but.....


You might have a deal if you can deliver tonight, so its waiting for me finishing work in the morning ??

CRAIGR - 24/12/09 at 08:17 PM

Mrs looks errm ok
How about £40 a springer spaniel and a plastic christmas tree (with lights from wickes)

T66 - 24/12/09 at 08:30 PM

quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
Mrs looks errm ok
How about £40 a springer spaniel and a plastic christmas tree (with lights from wickes)




Are they the lights with the small angels sitting on little Christmas puddings ??



Nearly a maybe.....

Ben_Copeland - 24/12/09 at 08:31 PM

The kitchen full of drink sounds like a winner for me.

T66 - 24/12/09 at 08:35 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ben_Copeland
The kitchen full of drink sounds like a winner for me.



You need to make a bid, we appear to have stalled at £40 + a Springer Spaniel...

However the dog is of no interest to me as we already have a joint for Boxing day..

Staple balls - 24/12/09 at 08:48 PM

You take £35, a 1973 civil defence geiger counter, and some crap boot polish?

scootz - 24/12/09 at 08:53 PM

Are you bumping around the snow-clouds in your chopper over Xmas Ivan?

T66 - 24/12/09 at 08:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by scootz
Are you bumping around the snow-clouds in your chopper over Xmas Ivan?



till 7am in the morning, then days off till Monday..

Tent on standby incase I sell the house though.

Ben_Copeland - 24/12/09 at 09:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by T66
You need to make a bid, we appear to have stalled at £40 + a Springer Spaniel...

However the dog is of no interest to me as we already have a joint for Boxing day..


£60 if the wife is included

T66 - 24/12/09 at 09:03 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ben_Copeland
quote:
Originally posted by T66
You need to make a bid, we appear to have stalled at £40 + a Springer Spaniel...

However the dog is of no interest to me as we already have a joint for Boxing day..


£60 if the wife is included






Sounds good, but I have just realised I got the pics mixed up, heres a recent one of the old gal...

Paypal will be fine !! You have a deal

Ben_Copeland - 24/12/09 at 09:57 PM

Sorry, item does not match initial description so I will be making a complainted with eBay and leaving a negative feedback. Offer is £10 for everything but the wife lmao

T66 - 24/12/09 at 10:42 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ben_Copeland
Sorry, item does not match initial description so I will be making a complainted with eBay and leaving a negative feedback. Offer is £10 for everything but the wife lmao



Sadly she has put on weight since moving to the North East, its our daily intake of chips/pies & extra lard , she bloomed from a petite size 8 to a volumous size 24 in two years.

How about I pay you to roll her away ?? and I will throw in a couple of coils of Black pudding ??