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macspeedy

posted on 17/4/08 at 03:52 PM Reply With Quote
What a prize pair of ar** *****

dolphin dun over
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richardlee237

posted on 17/4/08 at 03:59 PM Reply With Quote
I can't help but compare the penalty meted out on these 2 and those detailed in the earlier posting re Traffic Cops.

The 120 hours community service seems right to me, so why do they ban already banned drivers, when they can get them to do something useful to society. ?





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“Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.”

Quote Richard Lee

"and cars"

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DarrenW

posted on 17/4/08 at 04:00 PM Reply With Quote
What did they do wrong? How is this any different to scuba divers coming into contact with marine life? other than it being 5am and the 2 being a lttle drunk.

Surely if the dolphin was that narked it could have swam off.






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02GF74

posted on 17/4/08 at 04:03 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Dave the dolphin


.... anyone remember the Ricky Gervais sketch about gay animals?






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Mr Whippy

posted on 17/4/08 at 04:06 PM Reply With Quote
Surprised it didn't turn round and bite them, certainly wouldn't like to pi$$ one off





Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet

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Pezza

posted on 17/4/08 at 04:09 PM Reply With Quote
what about this dolphin then?

Did it get community service too?





You couldn't pwn your way out of a wet paper bag, with "PWN ME!!" written on it, from the "pwned take-away" which originally contained one portion of chicken tikka pwnsala and the obligatory free pwnpadom.

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madmandegge

posted on 17/4/08 at 04:09 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
Dave the dolphin


.... anyone remember the Ricky Gervais sketch about gay animals?


I'll never think of blowholes in the same way again... not entirely sure what I thought about them before however.

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SierraL_killer

posted on 17/4/08 at 04:22 PM Reply With Quote
If the dolphin was that 'distressed' why wouldnt it just swim away?

Maybe it fancied a pint with the lads hence the urge to get up the beach.

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Dangle_kt

posted on 17/4/08 at 05:24 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by SierraL_killer
If the dolphin was that 'distressed' why wouldnt it just swim away?




exactly, Busy bodies wasting court time. Go hug a tree in california, during a forest fire.

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Dusty

posted on 17/4/08 at 06:31 PM Reply With Quote
All points bulletin for that master criminal David Attenborough. I've got the evidence on video.
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JoelP

posted on 17/4/08 at 06:40 PM Reply With Quote
i cant see how this prosecution was in the public interest. At one point they imply the dolphin was distressed by them, and at another they point out that too much contact makes them tame. So was the dolphin having fun or not? Or were they to be hung either way?

Ive been on jury duty this week, i counted 32 people in the room getting paid for each day. This case would seem to me to not warrant the expense it must've incurred.

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roadrunner

posted on 17/4/08 at 06:53 PM Reply With Quote
What a load of c@@p, does this mean if a dolphin swam up to me and we swam together i would then be arrested, this country is going down the s@@t hole.






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LBMEFM

posted on 17/4/08 at 08:14 PM Reply With Quote
I treated my wife to a swim with dolphins in Florida, all went well. I cannot see what these guys did wrong.
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owelly

posted on 17/4/08 at 08:59 PM Reply With Quote
I've just heard from my fishy chums, that the dolphin is also in trouble. It too has been in the dock, up before the beak, accused of harrassing drunken youmans.
The dolphin was just having a bit of fun and assumed the blokes could have got out of the water and walked away if they were getting upset. The authorities involved claimed that too much contact with 'uprights' causes them to become too tame and they then make a habit of swimming around with the sea life which can have serious consequences and interupt the aquatic balance of watching Jeremy Kyle and Emmerdale.............





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DorsetStrider

posted on 17/4/08 at 09:27 PM Reply With Quote
Oh come on!!!

That dolphin was asking for it!!!..... Hands up anyone here that hasn't interfered with that dolphin!


oh whatever!





Who the f**K tightened this up!

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