timf
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 03:01 PM |
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PRISON AND WORK
Just in case you get the two mixed up...this should clear any
confusion.......
IN PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
AT WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle/desk.
IN PRISON
You get three meals a day
AT WORK
You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON
You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK
You get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK
You must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
You get your own toilet.
AT WORK
You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
You can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK
You pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from
your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK
They are called managers.
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steve m
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| posted on 11/10/03 at 09:44 PM |
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very good!!!
steve
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MK Goldrush
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| posted on 11/10/03 at 11:04 PM |
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Pissamestic
Very good - now where is my nearest bank? 
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JoelP
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| posted on 11/10/03 at 11:32 PM |
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i was driveing along one day with a pal, commented on thieves and said bang em up. he sounded a bit touch when he said i should try it before i
recommended it. then i remembered that he'd done 5 whole long years with no parole! for thieving as well funnily enough...
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 11/10/03 at 11:36 PM |
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Well if he suggested you'd hate prison (which is what I'm assuming you meant) then that kind of proves your point...
I think.
I'll go back to sleep now.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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D Beddows
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| posted on 12/10/03 at 12:02 AM |
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errrr yes but you get to go home from work rather than find yourself locked in a prison cell with a couple of large gentlemen workmates who
'swing both ways' (shall we say) in their spare time of which they both have plently ..........
The least funny 'funny' ever methinks......
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 12/10/03 at 07:43 AM |
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going to prison is volantary,dont commit crime and you wont go,could have the option of being strung up/deported i spose
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Noodle
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| posted on 12/10/03 at 08:12 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by D Beddows The least funny 'funny' ever methinks......
Blimey.
Chill out. 
Cheers,
Neil.
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ijohnston99
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| posted on 13/10/03 at 09:16 AM |
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quote:
The least funny 'funny' ever methinks......
Speaking from experience????
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D Beddows
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| posted on 13/10/03 at 05:56 PM |
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Heavens no! I just didn't think it was errrrr funny - if you hate your job that much quit and do something else (been there done that before
anyone starts), if you are so negative about your family that you'd rather be in prison they are possibly better off without you....and YES I am
taking this too seriously!!!!
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