so if you want to nick my car heres how to start it.

Ive had an electrical cock up (that i have now fixed) on my car today, you know what its like do a bit then leave it a few days then come back to it forget where you were etc etc etc

to cut a story short i was going through the sva test on my car and came around to testing the low leavel fluid button on the brakes, when i pressed it my car started cranking. . . . . funny thing is it even started. major problem lol now sorted but anoying at the time

I know someone else that had a nice electrical cock up.
If you put the hazzards on, the start button would then work
keys not required !!

And when I used to flash my full beam on my Avon, it used to make the coil attack my chassis with a lighting strike - stange but true.

It's all goof fun!

Pat...

When i pip me horn me lights go out

I used to have a Rover 623 GSI. After a while I found the headlights came on when you braked, but no brake lights. So its not just home builders they do the same at the factory. Or did. Good old Rover!!!!

First car I had developed an earth fault.

When I indicated left the windscreen wipers would come on very slowly and would go off till I turned the ignition off!

Cheers

Ian