Just wrapped a nice shiney pair up for swimbo, chose really nice paper, think I should look for something else or will that cover santas visit ?

Why not? I brought my misses a rear bumper for her C3 as a birthday present

I never bought anything sharp and pointy for my ex as getting it removed from my ar5e at A&E on boxing day was painfull

I went out in the wife's car and lost a wheel trim on Saturday

Guess what she's getting is one of her presses
Jacko

Don't forget to include the instruction manual so she fits them properly. Actually you could wrap that separately as a treat!

Well she took me out over weekend and I could see nowt through windows, she commented they need replacing in an instant the grey matter put 2 n 2 together job done, I've bought fongs n all sorts in past she never wears the buggers so this time I've gone pratical and useful, new wipers.

My mate bought his last gf a roll of draft excluder cos she told him her kitchen door was drafty.... then he wonders why she dumped him