This morning
200mph - 21/1/04 at 05:08 PM
Saw the funniest thing of my life this morning!!!
Driving to Edinburgh where I go to uni, southbound before you get to the Forth Road Bridge is nose to tail.
At one of the slip raods joining the M90 cars wait patiently to get on, normally merging one for one with the left hand lane (seems to be some sort of
convention). Obviously there is a fairly long queue on the sliproad to join.
One t**ser in a crappy blue flatbed truck carrying bread crates or something decides he isnt gonna join the queue, and shoots up the left hand side of
it, intending to join further up if you understand me...which is where I come in. having just waited in said queue on sliproad (am now on motorway) I
kinda refuse to let him in, edging as close to the car in front of me as possible.
He's out of his window screaming at me, and giving me the fingers etc etc, and eventually pushes in front of me , as after all I dont really want
to crash my car into his sh*tty truck.
He's still got his hand out the window, when I see the truck jolt. He's only gone and run into the car in front!! Brand new vauxhall
Zafira GSi
Out they both get, and felt it would be nothing less than my duty to offer my services as an eyewitness
The guy was silent!
hahahaha
James - 21/1/04 at 05:10 PM
Alan B - 21/1/04 at 05:11 PM
Sweet.........I love it when w******s like that get what they deserve..
Deckman001 - 21/1/04 at 05:36 PM
Jason
mangogroove - 21/1/04 at 05:52 PM
Dont you just love a good bedtime story
Metal Hippy - 21/1/04 at 05:54 PM
I feel sorry for the truck driver.
It can't be easy being a fuckwit.
Alan B - 21/1/04 at 06:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
.................. It can't be easy being a fuckwit.
No, I must resist...got to be strong.......
Metal Hippy - 21/1/04 at 06:19 PM
aaaaaaaand bleep off Alan 
ijohnston99 - 21/1/04 at 06:49 PM
I was that guy in the Zafira (Actually a clio at the time) on the M6 once.
I could see the tanker driver (Is that rhyming slang?). Having a set to with the bloke behind me, next thing he's hit the back of me. Only the
guy in the other car drove off (Silver Avensis Jun '99 you know who you are!) drove off.
The truck driver gave some bollox excuse, while I went mental at him saying I knew what he was up to.
But then it was my fault for being on the truck drivers road. I should have known better
200mph - 21/1/04 at 07:25 PM
Yeah, totally made my day. I really hope he contests it and they require me as a witness.
"and he was also on his mobile phone at the time officer"
stephen_gusterson - 21/1/04 at 07:52 PM
its spooky, the synergy between us alan!
quote:
Originally posted by Alan B
quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
.................. It can't be easy being a fuckwit.
No, I must resist...got to be strong.......
Metal Hippy - 21/1/04 at 08:58 PM
You can bog off aswell Gusternator
Peteff - 21/1/04 at 09:15 PM
What's the 'b' stand for Alan, is it what Hippy says it is? .I think he hates you and Gunters Anyway his car will be bigger than
yours, Steve.
yours, Pete.
Metal Hippy - 21/1/04 at 09:26 PM
Nah, they're my bestest mates in the world ever.
We have a mutual insult pact. Seems to work quite well...
Alan B - 21/1/04 at 09:31 PM
<blush>
Hey, have you got paranoid on MP3?
Realised I haven't got it...
B = Bertwistle...good old Lancs name..
[Edited on 21/1/04 by Alan B]
Metal Hippy - 21/1/04 at 10:35 PM
Sign in to Messenger and it's yours
stephen_gusterson - 21/1/04 at 10:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
What's the 'b' stand for Alan, is it what Hippy says it is? .I think he hates you and Gunters Anyway his car will be bigger than
yours, Steve.
yours, Pete.
might be, might be. but mine is big. and its getting more finished by the day.....dunno what day, but its gettign there
atb
steve