all car sellers were as honest (and funny!)

very good but i still wouldn't buy it!

that is pure class..(the writing, not the afore mentioned Rover 214 SI in babe magnet red).

So many good quotes, that guy is a genius, but one that stands out is...

All the money I get for it will go to Great Ormond Street. Not the hospital, but the cash & carry just up the road from it.

genius.

The 4 pages of Q & A's are extremly funny

I quite liked:

"You work for Microsoft? I can see this would be an excellent company car from anyone in that fine organisation. Rather like your software the Rover will work for a while without any problems and then just stop for no apparent reason. Unlike your software it will not blame the user for the the fact it has decided to no longer work, neither will it then ask me if it can contact its parent organisation to report back on how crap it is. "

Bargain, £3 to fix the heater and a new exhaust. The resst doessnt matter for a cheap car.

Genious!!!!!!

James Blunt



Cockney Rhyming Slang


[Edited on 26/3/09 by Bigheppy]

Made me laugh