Normally I hate these hoax e-mail warnings, but this one's for real.
Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If a man comes to your house and says he's conducting a survey and asks you to show him your genitals, DO NOT show him your genitals. This is a scam; he only wants to see your genitals.
I wish I had received this e-mail yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Bugger! You mean he's not really from the Department of Health then. He wouldn't let me put mine away till they were washed and thoroughly checked for cleanliness. I thought he spent a long time about sniffing them. Let this be a warning. The other bloke with the camcorder seemed genuine enough.

yours, Pete.

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Oh sod it ....


Brooky I expect no less from you but Pete, I thought you had some brains ..... tish tish tish, I don't know. Some people.

Anyway, If a bloke looking like me comes round to your house to inspect your car for road worthyness its not a scam. You have to give him your keys and ownership documents.

I can see how you were fooled

I had a Vat inspector turn up the other day dressed in a completely realistic sheep outfit. I saw him in the garden snooping aroud the flower borders looking for dodgy receipts i guess.
When i went outside to see what he wanted, he ran through a small gap in the fence into a field of real sheep to continue the covert surveillance i guess. Cunning swine.
This always happens to me , I had very small MI5 spys in the garden the other day dressed in cat outfits.

Pass the pills dear