Item in 2nite's local rag :-

Mexico - Man voluntarily went into hospital, & has since become a national wonder, having hundreds of visitors.

He was "suffering" from an erection, which had already lasted for 6 days!!!!!!

Wonder what he was on?? Struggling to curb feeings of envy.

on a similar 'vein', i heard about a guy who injected coke or speed into his tool, and had a similar problem. Sad ending though, he got gangrene and lost something like 9 fingers, 10 toes 2 nuts and one shriveled tool!

and the lesson from that one is....

...use diet coke next time?

well thats certainly one option! maybe doctor pepper, whats the worst that can happen?!

Your knackers turn green and drop off, that's about the worst that could happen

ISTR a song about a detachable penis in the charts a couple years back...?

my ding-a-ling ????????????????