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Q: why are estate agents such uselss f***ers
ned - 25/3/04 at 04:57 PM

[venting frustration]

You speak to them 10.30-11am, you then leave 5 or so messages throughout the course of the day. You speak to different offices and eventually their manager, yet you still feel like they are completely useless and don't care that much.

at 4.55pm you get your call from 10.30-11am that morning returned to the inevitable answer that you'd have known in the morning had they bothered to return your calls.



[/venting frustration]

Ned.

[Edited on 25/3/04 by ned]


stephen_gusterson - 25/3/04 at 05:10 PM

I have been in the same house 15 years....

whats an estate agent ?



atb

steve


ned - 25/3/04 at 05:12 PM

quote:
whats an estate agent ?





grrrrrr.


Peteff - 25/3/04 at 05:18 PM

Are you thinking of moving then Ned?


Mk-Ninja - 25/3/04 at 05:20 PM

Chill. Get a nice bottle of wine and smash it over his head


Brooky - 25/3/04 at 05:20 PM

code:
why are estate agents such uselss f***ers

Because they are under the apprehention that you cannot function without them, you need them and only they can do the task you require of them.
See solicitors and surveyors for the same response.


theconrodkid - 25/3/04 at 05:38 PM

i think ninja,s answer was correct


Brooky - 25/3/04 at 05:53 PM

What, and waste the wine - NEVER.
Get a nice wine bottle and smash it over his head, that I could do.


DavidM - 25/3/04 at 07:08 PM

I believe that if they are members of the National Association of Estate Agents then being a "useless f***er" is required by the articles of affiliation.

Where they are not members then they are more likely to be "useless 2wats."

Any complaints can be made to the Ombudsman for Estate Agents at www.oea.co.uk.

They are of course "totally pointless f***ckers!"


I love speed :-P - 25/3/04 at 07:15 PM

quote:

Chill. Get a nice bottle of wine and smash it over his head


quote:

What, and waste the wine - NEVER.
Get a nice wine bottle and smash it over his head, that I could do.



or u could get the nice bottle of wine, drink it, then smash the bottle over him

[Edited on 25/3/2004 by I love speed :-P]


stephen_gusterson - 25/3/04 at 09:06 PM

or

drink the wine, and pi$$ on him.

just looking at things with a different angle.


OR

pi$$ in the bottle, and give him it for a job well done when he eventually does sell the house

atb

steve


gjn200 - 25/3/04 at 09:32 PM

What qualifications do you need to be one? Bugger all!! Says it all really.


stephen_gusterson - 25/3/04 at 10:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by gjn200
What qualifications do you need to be one? Bugger all!! Says it all really.


thats the same qualifications needed to build a locost.

Or be a managing director


atb

steve