Well I take to the air in the morning in an hot air balloon something I always wanted to do n Mrs as arranged it, anyhow, she as just dropped little one of at in laws for the evening, we have an early start so they are doing school run.....

She suggested as we are alone this evening maybe go out for a meal, this is where the hot air & Indian comes into play, I want Indian she wants carvery up road, I think an Indian will be ok morning after confines of an hot air balloon basket, swimbo says not ?

Whose correct here ?

ps anyone had the cockatoo joke via text ?

Just make sure it's well cooked. If you get the explosive squits 2000 feet up you could shite over your entire neighbourhood! It'd be nicely strained by the wicker basket too At least if you got blown off course they'd be able to find out where you went by the trail of dysentry

No chilled bog roll up there

cockatoo joke?

I would be very carefull a f@rt (methane)in the general direction of the burner could have explosive results, and those varmints dont carry parachutes.
Cheers,
Bob

If they ran out propane they could just get you to do a handstand and bobs your uncle

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Originally posted by BenB
If they ran out propane they could just get you to do a handstand and bobs your uncle

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It'd be the world's biggest high-altitude chocolate fountain

We did a baloon trip over the Valley of the Kings in Egypt............. Fantastic.

Forget the curry you will not want anything to distract you from the flight

RD

As I know in my profession.. air expands at altitude. When you dont think you need to fart on the ground it can be unstoppable at altitude

So....... I say GO FOR THE CURRY

So have you decided against the curry yet?

cockatoo joke?

is that when you ask a girl if she's had a budgie on her left shoulder? she'll almost always say no, you ask if she's has a pigeon on her right shoulder? no again, so you tell her to open her mouth and say "i bet you've had a cockatoo in there"

no?