www.sex@myplace.com.now. (follow the link )
Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.
51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!
Horn broken. Watch for Finger.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers
CoWgIrLs WaNt MoRe ThAn An EiGhT sEcOnD RiDe!!!
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
Don't Blame me. I voted.
If you can read this, thank your teacher.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Have fun in bed with someone you love. Use your car for better things.
I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewellery.
Follow your dreams, not me.
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
Guys have feelings too? Who cares...
I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly. And mine goes pretty fast.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing.
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
I'm not drunk shilly sit
I'm not as drunk as you think I am
All in favour of Viagra please rise
