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help im stuck in snow
yorkshire-engines - 6/1/10 at 08:00 PM

ok it snowed yet again overnight and most of today my 4x4 is stuck halfway up the moorside in drifts my track has dissapeared i can see the top of dry stone wall (6ft high) but no track cant see 5 bar gate either
i cannot see my dads house (approx 200 meters away) or my van and workshop door i have plenty of food for at least 3 days but NO BEER LEFT
what can i do ??????????
when will it stop snowing

cant watch any more tele

see ya all in a few weeks
hopefully


lotusmadandy - 6/1/10 at 08:04 PM

NO BEER!!!!!

Get the shovel out man,clear a path and get to the shops

Andy


scootz - 6/1/10 at 08:06 PM

Lol... will despatch a St Bernard with some brandy for you Malc!



nib1980 - 6/1/10 at 08:06 PM

No Beer!!

I've notified International rescue

Thunderbird 2 is on it's way with a full payload!


owelly - 6/1/10 at 08:31 PM

Answer: Tesco.com...............
And after the Tesco guy has dug his through, you'll be able toget out.


mangogrooveworkshop - 6/1/10 at 08:34 PM

quote:
Originally posted by lotusmadandy
NO BEER!!!!!

Get the shovel out man,clear a path and get to the shops

Andy


You really dont have any idea where malc lives.......heres his local pub http://www.tanhillinn.com/


MakeEverything - 6/1/10 at 08:58 PM

Im just about to buy two nissan navara's
(maybe three) with snow ploughs and gritting attachments for a client at work, so if i can get one up your way, you can have a look at it if youre out by then!!


COREdevelopments - 6/1/10 at 09:01 PM

Give Mr plow a ring


eznfrank - 6/1/10 at 09:38 PM

I'm not surprised you're stuck up there Malc. I nearly got stuck in the middle of summer on that lane, but then I was in the lowered Alfa.


locoboy - 6/1/10 at 09:59 PM

Is that the pub where they dont allow mobile phones to be switched on inside?

If so there is a pickled egg jar full of water on the bar and it was half full of old mobile phones. I think if your phone makes it to the 3rd ring your doing very well in there!

@ makeeverything if your buying nissan navara D22 i wouldnt send on up to Malcs, its likely to throw a rod and totally block off his driveway when its imobilised! If its a D40 then its bound to have clutch issues and putting a plough on it will leave it imovable again on his driveway, rendering hem definately beerless!


mangogrooveworkshop - 6/1/10 at 10:03 PM

quote:
Originally posted by locoboy
Is that the pub where they dont allow mobile phones to be switched on inside?

If so there is a pickled egg jar full of water on the bar and it was half full of old mobile phones. I think if your phone makes it to the 3rd ring your doing very well in there!

@ makeeverything if your buying nissan navara D22 i wouldnt send on up to Malcs, its likely to throw a rod and totally block off his driveway when its imobilised! If its a D40 then its bound to have clutch issues and putting a plough on it will leave it imovable again on his driveway, rendering hem definately beerless!



You would be lucky to get a signal at Tanhill standing on top of your car Let alone in the pub.


russbost - 6/1/10 at 10:44 PM

Come on Malc - stop messing about - is my ZZR1400 lump ready yet!!!


gazza285 - 7/1/10 at 05:20 AM

Borrow the pub's Hagglund?