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Do You Think He Used Box or Round Tube???....
scootz - 7/1/10 at 02:28 PM

IDIOT STICKING THINGS INTO TUBES LINKY

v8kid - 7/1/10 at 02:30 PM

Or even bent!!

steve m - 7/1/10 at 02:33 PM

I read that about 10 mins ago, and thought why doesnt he go outside in the cold with some wd40??

it should of helped !!!

mangogrooveworkshop - 7/1/10 at 02:34 PM

four-and-a-half-inchs............

Thats cheered me up stax......

andkilde - 7/1/10 at 02:34 PM

Hmmn, you'd want to carefully de-burr your locost girlfriend.

And in the immortal words of Harry Block "There's always time for lubricant!"


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Mr Whippy - 7/1/10 at 02:41 PM

quote:
Originally posted by steve m
I read that about 10 mins ago, and thought why doesnt he go outside in the cold with some wd40??

it should of helped !!!


more like throw a bucket of cold water over him, really some folk

[Edited on 7/1/10 by Mr Whippy]

balidey - 7/1/10 at 03:07 PM

quote:

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes


they'd need to use a 9" grinder for me

[Edited on 7/1/10 by balidey]

r1_pete - 7/1/10 at 03:10 PM

You can see how it happend though,

In the garage with his mate:

"shall we fit this tube now?"

"Nah f*** it!"

Simple mistake

[Edited on 7/1/10 by r1_pete]

Mr Whippy - 7/1/10 at 03:15 PM

na it was just one of those awkward jobs you think...god I need three hands to do this! he should have just bought a G-clamp

iscmatt - 7/1/10 at 03:18 PM

quote:
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.


haha

Thinking about it - 7/1/10 at 03:20 PM

Anyone off here?

r1_pete - 7/1/10 at 03:30 PM

Or maybe he gjust misread the instruction:

"Fit that round member"

carpmart - 7/1/10 at 03:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?


Are you really expecting someone to own up to that?

balidey - 7/1/10 at 03:40 PM

someone who's not posted on here for a few days?

02GF74 - 7/1/10 at 03:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?


I am keeping quiet but ....

[Edited on 7/1/10 by 02GF74]

Danozeman - 7/1/10 at 04:08 PM

quote:

You can see how it happend though,

In the garage with his mate:

"shall we fit this tube now?"

"Nah f*** it!"

Simple mistake


I actually know someone dumb enough to take that literally!!!

Surely an air line down the other end would have relieved it?!

Steve G - 7/1/10 at 04:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?


I am keeping quiet but ....



"about 6" long". Condolences to you and the Mrs!!


[Edited on 7/1/10 by Steve G]

Nash - 7/1/10 at 06:48 PM

You'll be happy to know the buising has gone but the swelling has remained!

I'm ok now thanks for your concern

I'll have you know it was only 6 inches long but was also 7" diameter

oh.... did that come out loud

Only joking really.............. honest

speedyxjs - 7/1/10 at 07:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
You can see how it happend though,

In the garage with his mate:

"shall we fit this tube now?"

"Nah f*** it!"

Simple mistake


roflol

Confused but excited. - 7/1/10 at 07:46 PM

Brings new meaning to 'Having a grind'

norfolkluego - 7/1/10 at 08:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?


Someone posting in shaky writing, we'll know the culprit (or .... For Sale, small quantity of tube, some grinder marks)

scootz - 7/1/10 at 09:37 PM

This is NOT a case of 'whoever smelt it dealt it'.

02GF74 - 7/1/10 at 09:59 PM

as James May would say "oh cock!".

James - 8/1/10 at 01:18 AM

I'm pretty damn good with a grinder but I just don't see how you can go all the way through the tube without going 'through' the tube into the goods beneath!

I like the way the fire service sent a team of 7! 6 of them must have been standing around pissing themselves!

Cheers,
James

Peteff - 8/1/10 at 10:42 AM

Was it that Mark Evans bloke off telly. A 4x4 is born taking it a bit too literal, he does get very excited though doesn't he ?

iank - 8/1/10 at 10:54 AM

quote:
Originally posted by James
...
I like the way the fire service sent a team of 7! 6 of them must have been standing around pissing themselves!

Cheers,
James


Bet most of nurses on shift wandered in and out as well.

woodster - 8/1/10 at 01:09 PM