My job takes me all over the place, bank of England printing works, £££££'s passing my nose all day, but you know you can't borrow any............

Well today i went for the 1st time to a place in Lincoln, dint know what they produced,

bloody thousands of silicon hoses all over the place, all coulours, could i blag any ?? could i eck...............

don't u just hate it ?

Don't suppose that was James Dawson was it?

in one.................

i asked what name they put on them

"whatever they want" was the reply,

Samco!!!!!

a lot of them are hand made, dint realise that bit,

explains some of the cost........... but not to let me have a few..............

dont you just hate it ??

and dont you just hate it when you go all the way to down town gliwice to see a country and western band and they dont turn up

I'd rather knock nails into my forehead.
I got the blues because my wife left town on the midnight train and it ran over my dog. The crops all failed and the kids are starving. I know, let's sing about it.