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scootz - 9/4/10 at 11:13 AM

Aren't they funny little little creatures!

My Nephew (also lives on the farm here) just appeared at my patio door with 2 of his pals... what followed next was one of the most abstract conversations I've ever had with another (sober) human-being!

Talked about infinity for a while... why dogs have tails... who can climb the highest and then my random quote of the day... "my mum won't let me eat Smarties"!

Eh? Who mentioned Smarties!? Little weirdo's!


boggle - 9/4/10 at 11:26 AM

sounds like a management meeting where i work...


Richard Quinn - 9/4/10 at 11:39 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scootz
Aren't they funny little little creatures!

My Nephew (also lives on the farm here) just appeared at my patio door with 2 of his pals... what followed next was one of the most abstract conversations I've ever had with another (sober) human-being!

Talked about infinity for a while... why dogs have tails... who can climb the highest and then my random quote of the day... "my mum won't let me eat Smarties"!

Eh? Who mentioned Smarties!? Little weirdo's!
Aren't you old enough to decide for yourself what you can and can't eat?


Richard Quinn - 9/4/10 at 11:40 AM

quote:
Originally posted by boggle
sounds like a management meeting where i work...
That made me smile. Not so much because it is funny, more that it made me feel that I am not alone!!


graememk - 9/4/10 at 11:43 AM

my nephew fell over the other day inskegness and came out with "oh Bash my Buffers" as he rubbed his knees lol

[Edited on 9/4/10 by graememk]


omega0684 - 9/4/10 at 11:55 AM

that kind of thing is general banter in our office, im the youngest in our team at 25 and the oldest is about 32/33 and we have some of the most rediculous conversations about anything and everything!


graememk - 9/4/10 at 01:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
that kind of thing is general banter in our office, im the youngest in our team at 25 and the oldest is about 32/33 and we have some of the most rediculous conversations about anything and everything!


thats why BP petrol costs more than tesco then....


se7en - 9/4/10 at 01:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
my nephew fell over the other day inskegness and came out with "oh Bash my Buffers" as he rubbed his knees lol

[Edited on 9/4/10 by graememk]


My thinks that he watches to much Thomas the Tank Engine


eddie99 - 9/4/10 at 02:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
that kind of thing is general banter in our office, im the youngest in our team at 25 and the oldest is about 32/33 and we have some of the most rediculous conversations about anything and everything!


thats why BP petrol costs more than tesco then....



Hahaha Rofl!!!!


carpmart - 9/4/10 at 02:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
my nephew fell over the other day inskegness and came out with "oh Bash my Buffers" as he rubbed his knees lol

[Edited on 9/4/10 by graememk]


Unlike Scootz's nephew, your Nephew obviously hasn't been banned from Smarties!


skinned knuckles - 9/4/10 at 03:43 PM

whilst waiting in tesco's car park last week for a complete pillock to manouver out of the way, i happened to mention to my wife the the driver of the other car was a mouth breather. my eldest (nearly 5) asked what i meant so i told her that he was driving with his mouth open so that she wouldn't bring the insult to the school playgound and prompt questions from her teacher (again!)

anyway, she waited a few seconds before answering "yes, and its very dangerous to drive with your mouth open isn't it?" we all agreed agreed and that was that. Untill yesterday when i picked her up from her friends house and we got stuck in traffic, in a lane next to a police car. being hot we both had our windows down and she shouted across to the police man that he was mouth breathing and driving dangerousely

kids..... dont you just love them


roadrunner - 9/4/10 at 07:20 PM

My 4 year old daughter didn't believe me when i said their where sausage dogs, so i pulled up a picture of one with my smart phone and showed it to her.
Her reply was "why has that dog got five legs daddy" i near soiled myself.