"Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy
Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good
Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday,"

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The
children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. I started to the office
I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said,"Good Morning Boss,
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better, someone had remembered. I
worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just
you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis an enjoyed lunch
tremendosly.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment
she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends.
All were singing Happy Birthday...

And there on the couch I sat...naked. "

Blimey James, you sure don't look 50

Bad luck with the secretary tho

Jason

You didn't realise I had a wife and kids either though did you!

Cheers,

James

Jason

or indeed a secretary

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steve

I actually have two!

I've only spoken to one on the phone though and the other is not... errr.... young!

James

Nice one James but what's the problem if everybody has seen you naked before?

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Originally posted by James
I actually have two!

I've only spoken to one on the phone though and the other is not... errr.... young!

James

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I married them under Nigerian law- that way I can get all the money!

not any relation from that nice man thats emailed us aall with a fantastic nigerian money making opportunuity!


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steve