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anyone into....golf??
boggle - 28/4/10 at 10:25 AM

if so....

why????

are you that bored at weekends???

do you own a bmw or jag????


55ant - 28/4/10 at 10:28 AM

i like wii golf, beer a hole soon gets messy after 18 holes on tiger woods


coozer - 28/4/10 at 10:29 AM

NO, the wifes ex was a golfer so its frowned upon here


vinny1275 - 28/4/10 at 10:34 AM

Never seen the attraction - would rather go and walk in the countryside than round a golf course...


boggle - 28/4/10 at 10:37 AM

the closest i got to golf was a volkswagon dealership...


iscmatt - 28/4/10 at 10:55 AM

quote:
Originally posted by boggle
the closest i got to golf was a volkswagon dealership...


Haha, this is why you started the thread, so you could get that joke of your chest!


boggle - 28/4/10 at 10:56 AM

i wish my mind worked that far in advance.....


eznfrank - 28/4/10 at 10:57 AM

It seems to be almost a default "sport" for people in my industry and associated industries (police, solicitors etc). I've never seen the attraction and so far have avoided it but at seminars, events etc it's easy to get left out of conversations when that's all they talk about. Not great in an industry where networking is everything


speedyxjs - 28/4/10 at 11:47 AM

quote:
Originally posted by boggle
if so....

why????

are you that bored at weekends???

do you own a bmw or jag????




I dont like golf!


David Jenkins - 28/4/10 at 11:49 AM

"A good walk wasted" - can't remember which wit first said that...


iank - 28/4/10 at 11:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
"A good walk wasted" - can't remember which wit first said that...


Mark Twain


mangogrooveworkshop - 28/4/10 at 12:08 PM

Im a golf fanatic !
I have a mk3 p plated gti......in red ...

..everyone knows red is the fastest colour.


omega0684 - 28/4/10 at 12:10 PM

i stopped playing after i fell ill, had a handicap of about 16.

most people give up at the driving range because they can't hit the ball straight or it only goes 100 yards etc etc. its just like any other sport, the more you practice the better you get.

golf is like a double edged sword, when your playing well it can be very satisfying playing but when your on a bad day, you can feel like packing the sport in all together


Dave Ashurst - 28/4/10 at 12:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by eznfrank
It seems to be almost a default "sport" for people in my industry and associated industries (police, solicitors etc). I've never seen the attraction and so far have avoided it but at seminars, events etc it's easy to get left out of conversations when that's all they talk about. Not great in an industry where networking is everything



What industry are you in?

D


TimC - 28/4/10 at 12:26 PM

Everyone else in my family plays but I just do not have the temperament for it. I quite enjoy going to the range (until my damaged fingers start acheing) and can hit the ball a long way.

However, every bad shot on the course is like a little bit of personal failure and I don't deal well with that. That's why rugby is so cathartic. You make a mistake and take it out on the guy you have to tackle next.


eznfrank - 28/4/10 at 01:15 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Ashurst
quote:
Originally posted by eznfrank
It seems to be almost a default "sport" for people in my industry and associated industries (police, solicitors etc). I've never seen the attraction and so far have avoided it but at seminars, events etc it's easy to get left out of conversations when that's all they talk about. Not great in an industry where networking is everything



What industry are you in?

D


I'm a fraud investigator so I tend to mix with retired coppers, solicitors, etc. Fortunately in the company I work for there's not so many but it tends to be those I have to "network" with.


NigeEss - 28/4/10 at 01:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by iank
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
"A good walk wasted" - can't remember which wit first said that...


Mark Twain


Was actually "a good walk spoiled"

Not that I'm being pedantic


boggle - 28/4/10 at 01:41 PM

quote:
Originally posted by eznfrank
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Ashurst
quote:
Originally posted by eznfrank
It seems to be almost a default "sport" for people in my industry and associated industries (police, solicitors etc). I've never seen the attraction and so far have avoided it but at seminars, events etc it's easy to get left out of conversations when that's all they talk about. Not great in an industry where networking is everything



What industry are you in?

D


I'm a fraud investigator so I tend to mix with retired coppers, solicitors, etc. Fortunately in the company I work for there's not so many but it tends to be those I have to "network" with.



i can imagine ex coppers are notorious for fraudulant activities....


speed8 - 28/4/10 at 02:31 PM

I play a few times a year but it's normally early morning with a mate so we're on the course for about 7 ish and off before 10. Haven't really lost anything in the day then.
I don't mind it but I wouldn't say I'm an enthusiast. I get more excited by snowboarding or paragliding and I've just bought a mountain bike so golf goes down the list a bit.


ETA: Yes, I did own a BMW (a Z3 M Coupe) and the missus has an X-type (pretend Jag )

[Edited on 28/4/2010 by speed8]


kendo - 28/4/10 at 03:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by NigeEss
quote:
Originally posted by iank
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
"A good walk wasted" - can't remember which wit first said that...


Mark Twain


Was actually "a good walk spoiled"

Not that I'm being pedantic


Nearly. Correct in your correction but its normally attributed to Winston Churchill


Richard Quinn - 28/4/10 at 04:03 PM

Too little adrenalin involved for me. However, I'm now thinking BEGC but on further investigation there really is nothing new in this world...
Youtube Link


Richard Quinn - 28/4/10 at 04:07 PM

Or...
Pimp my Golfcart
Or...
Lets go off road!!!

ETA: Or...
A real sleeper

Now I'm starting to get interested in golf

[Edited on 28/4/10 by Richard Quinn]


BenB - 28/4/10 at 04:11 PM

I used to play golf. Trouble was the more I practised the worse I got. So I took the ultimate decision to be brilliant by never playing. true!!


Simon - 28/4/10 at 04:17 PM

Golf isn't a game, it's a carreer move!

Can't remember who said that either

My father plays, but he has a merc.

My old boss when I worked in London was a 6 handicap left handed and 2 r/handed.

I suggested that if he concentrated on r/h, he's be a scratch player

ATB

Simon


daniel mason - 28/4/10 at 05:17 PM

i love the game and used to be part of my county junior team.until i found women and beer! golf went down the pan. my dad still plays and off a handicap of 3, so he's pretty damm good!


David Jenkins - 28/4/10 at 06:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by kendo
quote:
Originally posted by NigeEss
quote:
Originally posted by iank
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
"A good walk wasted" - can't remember which wit first said that...


Mark Twain


Was actually "a good walk spoiled"

Not that I'm being pedantic


Nearly. Correct in your correction but its normally attributed to Winston Churchill


I did a quick Google - it is Mark Twain.