
Didn't you see the WANKER magazine rack? 
Thought the first item was a joke -- a workstation for costermongers 

Pete
We had a lamp a few years back called a nob. Just think of the shopping list you could go in with, it would be like a tourette's essay
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Hehe, I have a JERKER desk!
Classic names, speaking of which, I'm rather fartful today after that thai curry yesterday (sorry coworkers).
I think Australia (ie far away) is the best place for IKEA stuff....
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steve