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There's nothing more rewarding than..........
liam.mccaffrey - 3/8/10 at 09:28 PM

picking a lock.


Some keys went missing at work, I offered to "have a go" a few of minutes later, a couple of paperclips and voila

scootz - 3/8/10 at 09:31 PM

I would have said it was having to hang on for a squiz and then finally getting to let it go!

Now THAT'S rewarding!

But picking a lock may very well be a close second....

austin man - 3/8/10 at 09:32 PM

done it before with a bike spoke it feels good and irresponsible too. Then theres the feeling of what everyone else thinks youve done in your former life lol

phelpsa - 3/8/10 at 09:52 PM

I broke into my mates 106 with a coat hanger after she managed to lock her keys inside it. Her parents are still convinced I'm a car thief by night...

Steve Hignett - 3/8/10 at 09:56 PM

I broke into a Fiesta (about 17 years ago!) It was cool because they'd flagged down the police and they had a huge bag of keys and were going through them one at a time, I went into the dry cleaners they were parked outside, borrowed a hanger and was in, in a few seconds... (with the owners consent!) The copper didn't want to let me go asking loads of questions

Peteff - 3/8/10 at 10:34 PM

I jemmied a front door when a friend locked the Yale with keys on the table. He was well impressed. He now has a deadlock fitted. It took all of 5 seconds.

nick205 - 3/8/10 at 10:36 PM

once hot wired an abandoned car in the work car park so i could shift it out the way. raised a few eyebrows and a few questions, but no one complained about being able to get in the car park!

Stott - 3/8/10 at 11:03 PM

I broke into a nova once with a 12" rule, I couldn't believe it myself, but played it cool naturally.

I mean how on earth did vx make it that easy?




Also reminds me of when one of the boys snapped his key in an E30 touring in a car park, he tried to start it with half the key still in the barrell and it went, then he killed it (don't know why)

At this point the half key went "ping" too far inside the barrell and he was screwed, then he set about getting the barrell off to sort the steering and hotwire it. He was hitting the barrell with a hammer with a tube over the barrell, one of the boys goes "stop touching it up and HIT it!" to which he replied with a collossal smack, shearing the whole column off its supports and landing the wheel on the drivers seat.

One of the funniest things ever, it got recovered by truck in the end

[Edited on 3/8/10 by Stott]

Agriv8 - 4/8/10 at 06:28 AM

It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!

my record on fista pop plus 15 seconds credit card and plastic wrapping band method

regards

Agriv8

Richard Quinn - 4/8/10 at 06:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!

I'm with Agriv8 on this one!

liam.mccaffrey - 4/8/10 at 06:44 AM

Thats a close one, very close!!

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!

55ant - 4/8/10 at 07:41 AM

for us non-theifs, how do you go about pickng a lock?

mcerd1 - 4/8/10 at 08:04 AM

a mate of mine used to break into my cars all the time (1979 & 1997 fiesta's) move the seat, change the radio, etc...
he thought it was really funny

he just used the key from his own S reg micra - it opened loads of things

[Edited on 4/8/2010 by mcerd1]

02GF74 - 4/8/10 at 08:22 AM

spitting a dewing gum out into a drain and it goes in between the slots?

scudderfish - 4/8/10 at 08:30 AM

quote:
Originally posted by 55ant
for us non-theifs, how do you go about pickng a lock?


http://www.free-lock-picking-guide.com/

The Google is all knowing

scoop - 4/8/10 at 08:48 AM

What were the keys for. Handcuffs!

nick205 - 4/8/10 at 10:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!


Good call, although taking a dump whilst browsing LCB on your phone comes close

MikeR - 4/8/10 at 10:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!


Good call, although taking a dump whilst browsing LCB on your phone comes close


Especially if you're at work so being paid to do it

lsdweb - 4/8/10 at 11:36 AM

Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)

Alan B - 4/8/10 at 12:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by lsdweb
Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)


This thread is rapidly deteriorating towards blumpkin terrritory......I'm out

scootz - 4/8/10 at 12:43 PM

Agriv8 - 4/8/10 at 01:26 PM

quote:
Originally posted by lsdweb
Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)


married with kid(s) what do you think

sat on the pan is the only place in my house where I can get some peice and quite !!

regards

Agriv8

[Edited on 4/8/10 by Agriv8]

Angel Acevedo - 4/8/10 at 01:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!...
regards

Agriv8


Having a dump with your laptop on your lap reading this thread!!!!!!!
(Dont ask!!) (Insert ashamed icon here)

ETA: Reminder to self: Make sure to read complete thread before posting....

[Edited on 8/4/2010 by Angel Acevedo]

Ninehigh - 4/8/10 at 03:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by scootz
I would have said it was having to hang on for a squiz and then finally getting to let it go!


Does squiz relate to the dump, s*x life or something else?

nick205 - 6/8/10 at 11:05 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
quote:
Originally posted by lsdweb
Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)


married with kid(s) what do you think

sat on the pan is the only place in my house where I can get some peice and quite !!

regards

Agriv8

[Edited on 4/8/10 by Agriv8]



AMEN to that