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derf - 13/6/04 at 09:56 PM

What does wanker mean?

Metal Hippy - 13/6/04 at 09:58 PM

Monkey spanker
Chicken choker
Tosser
Various other names.

It means somebody that doesn't need women to gain pleasure... if you catch my drift.

stephen_gusterson - 13/6/04 at 10:01 PM

in american it means

jerking off


Generally not to be taken literally, and means idiot or similar. Auzzies tend to understand it, but americans dont.

and b o l l o c k s

means testicles.

This can mean complete rubbish 'thats bollox'

or really good

'the dogs bollox'


atb

steve

Ferg - 13/6/04 at 10:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by derf
What does wanker mean?



Emile Heskey.....

Peteff - 13/6/04 at 10:16 PM

Posh name for it.

alister667 - 13/6/04 at 10:17 PM

Just to give you an example of it's use.

"My SVA tester was a complete wanker."

Hope that's of help.
Ali

scotlad - 13/6/04 at 10:19 PM

RoadkillUK - 13/6/04 at 10:19 PM

A wanker is someone who stands knee deep in water when there's a perfectly good dry vehicle next to him

Mark Allanson - 13/6/04 at 10:22 PM

Lee, sorry, I think you are thinking of an off road enthusiast!

Wadders - 13/6/04 at 10:47 PM





i]Originally posted by RoadkillUK
A wanker is someone who stands knee deep in water when there's a perfectly good dry vehicle next to him

[/quote

chrisg - 14/6/04 at 07:29 PM

Onanism, Self love.

sexual outlet for cateringvan owners.

Cheers

Chris

(No, I won't let it drop, they let my tires down)

derf - 14/6/04 at 08:53 PM

Actually the inide of the van was pretty wet too.

mandy69 - 14/6/04 at 08:58 PM

It's the plural for a Man!!!!!
There are two types don't you know:
1, those that do
2, And those that say they don't

Peteff - 14/6/04 at 10:01 PM

There's us that freely admit it. Although I'm that age now where I sometimes forget what I was doing and give up .

derf - 15/6/04 at 12:40 AM

Ha!!! you are a dysfunctional wanker!!!

Peteff - 15/6/04 at 10:35 AM

Let's keep it civil there, I'm not the one stood in the pond.

ned - 15/6/04 at 10:45 AM

nicely said Pete

James - 15/6/04 at 12:21 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mandy69
It's the plural for a Man!!!!!
There are two types don't you know:
1, those that do
2, And those that say they don't


Sounds more like women to me!

I don't think I know any men who deny it!

James

Dick Axtell - 16/6/04 at 07:26 AM

quote:
Originally posted by derf
What does wanker mean?


Seem to remember some connection between Roald Dahl and a chocolate factory. This whay you mean??

BTW - That ain't no amphibious ve-hicckle! You got webbed feet, maybe??

Peteff - 16/6/04 at 09:36 AM

I think you'll find that was Wonka, not wanker

timf - 16/6/04 at 01:55 PM

Derogitory term used to infuriate Americans as they don't know what it means.

David Jenkins - 16/6/04 at 03:09 PM

A few years ago I was driving in southern Germany, and nearly went off the road when I passed a village sign displaying the name "Wank". I know it's probably pronounced "Vank", but I couldn't help wondering what you called someone from that village...



David

Hellfire - 16/6/04 at 04:17 PM

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Alez - 17/6/04 at 09:14 AM

quote:
Originally posted by derf
What does wanker mean?


It's the technical name for a rotatory engine (used in Mazdas I think?), comes from the surname of it's inventor, Felix Heinrich Wanker (1902-1988).

I always found it difficult to associate "Wanker" to "rotatory", for some reason I find it more intuitive to associate it to the up-down movement in a piston. Don't quite understand why?

mackie - 17/6/04 at 09:20 AM

There's a place in Austria (I think) called Fucking too.

[Edit]
Here we go:
http://www.nebulasearch.com/encyclopedia/article/Fucking,_Austria.html

[Edited on 17/6/04 by mackie]

Alez - 17/6/04 at 12:14 PM

quote:
There's a place in Austria (I think) called Fucking too.


Well, rotatory = "WankeL" really, but that "F u c k i n g" place in Austria is just shocking.

splitrivet - 17/6/04 at 01:19 PM

Then theres the height of frustration, a leper having a wank and his hand drops off
Cheers,
Bob

[Edited on 17/6/04 by splitrivet]

David Jenkins - 17/6/04 at 01:49 PM

Found that village (Wank) - half-way between Nesselwang and Weißbach, just north of the Austrian border.
Bet their village sign doesn't last long, either...

David

Alez - 17/6/04 at 01:51 PM

quote:
Originally posted by splitrivet
Then theres the height of frustration, a leper having a wank and his hand drops off
Cheers,
Bob


That's not too bad considering we have 2 off, I can think of something else dropping and causing more frustration to the man in question!

splitrivet - 17/6/04 at 02:12 PM

That was my deliberate mistake Alez glad to see at least one of us is paying attention.
Cheers,
Bob

Peteff - 17/6/04 at 03:44 PM

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/spotlight/series/angrykid2/

Seventh one down. I think Angry Kid rules.