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Wheres all the bread and milk gone?
mangogrooveworkshop - 1/12/10 at 10:20 PM

Was out at Asda and the shelves were stripped bare......not a loaf to be seen


In the words of one french lass let them eat cake.......they promptly chopped her head off


LBMEFM - 1/12/10 at 10:22 PM

Usual nutters panic buying because we have had some snow.


bob - 1/12/10 at 10:23 PM

Pannick buying didlo's

Same round here Pat, snow had not even settled and the super markets were rammed.


nick205 - 1/12/10 at 10:23 PM

That'll be all the other folk buying 4-5 loaves 10 pints of milk a-piece because they're about to be snowed in. Our local Tesco Express is the same and we haven't got any snow, nor are forecast to get much either!


zilspeed - 1/12/10 at 10:30 PM

+1

Tesco car park full.
Full of cars which have sat there since saturday.
Walk in through 18" of snow and there isn't a loaf there.

Not to worry, we'll survive.


Benzine - 1/12/10 at 10:33 PM

Nae bother... modern bread made with the Chorleywood process contains crappy additives and shortens the bread-making process which makes it hard to digest and gives a blood sugar spike (high Glycemic load) and milk is for infant mammals.


mcerd1 - 1/12/10 at 10:34 PM

all of the milk for our tesco was in the carpark - the wisemans lorry was stuck in the snow

if it comes to it I know the dairy farmer just up the road and I've got enough flour & yeast for about a months worth of bread for me - so I'm sorted

[Edited on 1/12/2010 by mcerd1]


Fozzie - 1/12/10 at 10:35 PM

Bread? .... make your own tis easy ....


blakep82 - 1/12/10 at 10:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by bob
Pannick buying didlo's



who panic buys on dildos?!

ah, that could explain why the local spar only has about 2 of each thing on its shelves. and no milk


JoelP - 1/12/10 at 10:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Bread? .... make your own tis easy ....


thats just what i said to the wife earlier, fortunately i was going to do loaves a few weeks back so we have all the ingredients in date still!


grassracer - 1/12/10 at 10:37 PM

'Pannick buying didlo's'

Thats serious......its just the bread and milk round here!!!!


ashg - 1/12/10 at 10:39 PM

its all in my fridge and freezer. run out of milk and bread this morning, pottered down to the local garage with the dog got 4 pints of milk and a loaf, they had plenty as no bugger can get to the place in the car. should do me for at least 2 weeks even got some free doughnuts as they were a few hours past their sell by date lol


mcerd1 - 1/12/10 at 10:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Bread? .... make your own tis easy ....

I've got a couple of gingerbread's in the oven just now - does that count ?


quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
thats just what i said to the wife earlier, fortunately i was going to do loaves a few weeks back so we have all the ingredients in date still!


does flour actualy go out of date ? (I know it will have a date on the packet - but does it mean anyting ? )


Fozzie - 1/12/10 at 10:48 PM

It all counts mcerd! .... and well done Joel.... mucho brownie points

For those north (Scotland) time to start making Butteries .....or is that just a
'Highland thing'? .........

If you have no yeast for bread ...there is always soda bread ....


tomgregory2000 - 1/12/10 at 10:52 PM

bread and milk

pah

ive got beer, cider, vodka and rum


graememk - 1/12/10 at 10:53 PM

good time to start the adkins diet then


zilspeed - 1/12/10 at 10:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie

For those north (Scotland) time to start making Butteries .....or is that just a
'Highland thing'? .........




It's just a highland thing.

Actually, I think it's specifically an Aeberdeen thing, ye ken ?

In the greater weegie area, we have our own local high cholestorol selection of snacks and savouries.


mcerd1 - 1/12/10 at 10:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
For those north (Scotland) time to start making Butteries .....or is that just a
'Highland thing'? .........

I always thought it was an aberdonian thing.....

you should have a go at a selkirk bannock


Volvorsport - 1/12/10 at 11:17 PM

my local tescos was stacked full of it , mucho supriso .

funnily enough we did a massive shop at adsa the day before , and forgot to get the necessesities .


Fozzie - 1/12/10 at 11:29 PM

Yeah they are called Aberdeen Butteries, but I have had them as far west
as Inverness ... in fact I still have a couple in the freezer....courtesy of
Ashers Bakery.... (Nairn)

I also make them .... but not often ...due to the errrm quantities of
lard butter and salt required .......

Is the selkirk bannock a healthier option then?

[Edited on 2-12-10 by Fozzie]


mcerd1 - 1/12/10 at 11:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Is the selkirk bannock a healthier option then?

well there isn't as much fat or salt and its got fruit in it (must cout for the 5 a day ) but I'm not saying anything about sugar though....

it uses yeast, starts off more or less the same a white bread then add sugar + fruit and a bit of a sugar glaze once its out of the oven.... (I've sent you an e-mail)

and like all good cakes - you can put butter on the slices it when you eat it


[Edited on 2/12/2010 by mcerd1]


Fozzie - 1/12/10 at 11:59 PM

mcerd1, Yes I have got your email ...thank you

Hmmm that ^^^ sounds tasty .....I shall be having a baking session tomorrow

Fozz


Daddylonglegs - 2/12/10 at 03:27 AM

What really cheeses me off is it's always the morons that live within walking distance of all the shops who clear out the shelves. We live out in the middle of nowhere and still only get enough for a few days as it only lasts for a short while anyhow and as already said, bread has been made at home for years, I'ts not exactly rocket science!

Makes me smile how many poor starving individuals must spend an absolute fortune on bread, milk etc. so they can survive for weeks in the frozen urban jungle, only to throw 90% of it away. Hmmm, bright people. Still, at least they survived


morcus - 2/12/10 at 03:40 AM

Thats the worst part, a huge portion of that is going to be thrown away.

They're probably the same people that have skived of work and are out driving about pointlessly to by things they don't need, that they could have bought from a shop they could have walked to.


MikeRJ - 2/12/10 at 08:17 AM

It's unbelievable just how stupid and selfish people are; a couple of days ago I nipped up to our local shop (Tesco Express attached to a petrol station) as we'd run out of milk to find that they had run out and one of the employees was telling me how they had to ration the milk and bread as people were trying to buy vast amounts like ten loaves/30 pints!

God help us if we ever had an actual emergency situation.

[Edited on 2/12/10 by MikeRJ]


mangogrooveworkshop - 2/12/10 at 10:47 AM

Im all making my own stuff however I generally only cook for one so catering in limited quantities is a problem.
(other half has a diet of anything that microwaves cant cook wont cook generation)


Just moved over to the ryvita`s great.


speedyxjs - 2/12/10 at 12:27 PM

I dont need bread. I have enough chocolate to last me a few days here in the office

[Edited on 2-12-10 by speedyxjs]


Confused but excited. - 2/12/10 at 12:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mcerd1
all of the milk for our tesco was in the carpark - the wisemans lorry was stuck in the snow

if it comes to it I know the dairy farmer just up the road and I've got enough flour & yeast for about a months worth of bread for me - so I'm sorted

[Edited on 1/12/2010 by mcerd1]


Man does not live by bread alone.
So don't waste all that yeast on bread man, make some beer.


jossey - 2/12/10 at 02:39 PM

Tell me about it :-)


mcerd1 - 2/12/10 at 04:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
Man does not live by bread alone.
So don't waste all that yeast on bread man, make some beer.

already got lots of beer

and whisky

and vodka

and gin

and rum



what I'm short of is Brennivin - I can't find it in the shops over here

[Edited on 2/12/2010 by mcerd1]


Ninehigh - 2/12/10 at 10:39 PM

Don't understand the obsession. We need bread and milk, why?

We've got crisps, noodles, sausages, eggs...


JoelP - 3/12/10 at 06:29 PM

i was really baffled today. I was sat outside morrisons eating my lunch, and there was a guy with one of the bakery trolleys full of bread, loading it into his car. wtf? He couldnt have had room to freeze it all. Was very odd.


Ninehigh - 3/12/10 at 07:38 PM

It's the same panic with christmas day, if the Sun "readers" don't have enough bread to last a month they'll never make it through the one day of the year when the shops are shut