I swear ive met this person on every forum ive ever signed up for
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jut found this little snippet
I swear ive met this person on every forum ive ever signed up for
spelling and dodgy keyboard
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Who is it on this forum?
Adam
That is sooooo spot on
well written. i know a few of those in reality! that really does sum him up to a T, liar, negative, always better, and always trying to out do you.
and then totally defensive when you return fire.
absolute arseholes, so why is he a mate?!
who said i was your mate? and i thinks gusters recons that his is bigger?! 
Ned.
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Originally posted by Screwy
jut found this little snippet
I swear ive met this person on every forum ive ever signed up for
I think we must be the exceptions here, I thought for a few minutes and couldn't think of anyone it fits exactly.
Unless it's me of course. You never see your self as others see you do you?
I see myself as a Brad Pit lookalike, intelect like Steven Hawing and the patience of Ghandi.
Others may disagree.
But they're wrong.
Cheers
Mr modest
Quote "Today I am someone else; today I am the mind of the worst kind of Internet user. Today I am the voice of no-one and the opinion of
everyone. Today, my word is law."
""My car does 50 BHP more than yours, my sex life is more interesting and varied and my grass ALWAYS grows greener. "
I’ve got so much money; I can buy all the stuff you don’t have. I made it in the dot.com boom of the late 90s, then did my Doctorate in Computing
Science but gave it all up to live on a beach in Cornwall. I don’t have ADSL because the exchange doesn’t reach that far, so BT gave me an E3 to my
house. Don’t talk to me about being poor, I’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale."
You are sooooooooooooo right. 
As I sit here on my estate amid my worldly possessions, reading this on my 52" HDTV wondering which helicopter to use tonight I think
"There's always someone worse off than yourself" and then I realise, " Of course there f*(king is, it's everybody"
Where's Considerably when you need him to put things into perspective?
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"but gave it all up to live on a beach in Cornwall"
Marvellous news. 
Many years ago I worked with a lad called "One Better Hopkins", or OBH as he was otherwise known.
Whatever you had, he had one better/newer/lighter/faster... you know the type!
David
so, is it you ???
mr bastd
or may i call you robin.....
Used to have an expression - " he's got as box to put it in"
Basically if you had an elephant the other bloke would have a 'box to put it in'
hey ned - dont go after someone thats not around to defend himself 
- but im back from the far east now ...
I think its a dangerous thing to claim to be a source of all knowledge or my way is better in anything. there is always some git better or ready to
shoot you down. 45 years teaches you this.
atb
steve
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Originally posted by ned
who said i was your mate? and i thinks gusters recons that his is bigger?!
Ned.
Steve,
you should have said you weren't around, i would have waited for you to get back
took you 45 years? sheet, i must be a fast learner
Ned.
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Originally posted by ned
Steve,
you should have said you weren't around, i would have waited for you to get back
took you 45 years? sheet, i must be a fast learner
Ned.
erm
A. I did - ya were not listening
and
B. If I really do post too much I'da thought a total drought of 8 days would have taken your notice.... just like the time I noticed that you
were not at your usual hit rate and had a week of work and no pc at home.
pay attention at the back
atb
steve
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Originally posted by ned
Steve,
you should have said you weren't around, i would have waited for you to get back
took you 45 years? sheet, i must be a fast learner
Ned.
pc at home is now sorted. i was off work 3 days last week working on the car and still online. no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
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Originally posted by ned
no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
most places seemed to be bars where 'laptop' had a different meaning.
plus I was too busy, and the net isnt as big in thai as it was in s.korea. All three hotel rooms in korea had free broadband with a pc in the room
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by ned
pc at home is now sorted. i was off work 3 days last week working on the car and still online. no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
unbelievably, its illegal to bring porn into thailand - its on notices.
Also paying for sex isnt legal, but they dont do much to enforce it.
On a trip over, my mate was offered a bj in a bar for a couple of quid. But bring over a copy of playboy, and yer in trouble.
BTW - Bangkok isnt anywhere near as seedy as I expected.
dead cheap too.
An hr taxi ride, inc tip, is about 3 quid. meter starts at 40p. Then 8p a mile.
a KFC in the airport costs 1.30 (uk approx a fiver?)
A sandwich at NEC costs about 3 quid, at Thai equiv, it costs 55p. You can have a hot meal and a drink for a quid.
atb
steve
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Originally posted by timf
quote:
Originally posted by ned
no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
nah to much porn available to bother with the internet hey steve
the airport is probably loads more expensive than rural areas, to milk rich foreigners. they say you can live like a king in thailand with a moderate
income from home.
A bloke I used to work with retired there. He used to come over and bring knockoff designer gear, Armani and stuff like that, to make some spending money while over here. He said everything trebled in price when the American fleet came in and went down again when they left.