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Please be careful if you have a real Christmas tree
David Jenkins - 18/12/10 at 10:55 PM

Just don't let it dry out...

Gizmodo link

The videos are from American safety people - simply scary...


matt_gsxr - 18/12/10 at 11:05 PM

As a professional scientist* I was disappointed by

The National Institute of Standards and Technology. Referring to Needle Moisture Content >100%.

I thought this terminology was limit to football managers.



Matt


*Professional meaning, I get paid for it, not claiming any particular ability.


loggyboy - 18/12/10 at 11:06 PM

Do trees acctually spontainously combust??

I think not.


MikeR - 18/12/10 at 11:33 PM

but dry pine trees burn really well & the needles thrown onto a fire give off a lovely smell as the go up like iron filings.


Andi - 18/12/10 at 11:46 PM

And lets not forget my 2 years worth of payslips, all my petrol receipts, x3 boxes of rice crispies in the larder, some hairspray belonging to the wife, a cuddly toy, a consumer unit and a 3 year old pack of rizzlas at the back of my nick nack drawer.


Ninehigh - 18/12/10 at 11:55 PM

I wonder how well the 20 loaves of bread that you bought in a panic would burn?


dhutch - 19/12/10 at 01:37 AM

quote:
Originally posted by matt_gsxrNeedle Moisture Content >100%.

That is a bit crap isnt it.

Also, now that almost all tree lights are LED its got to be better than it was?


Paul TigerB6 - 19/12/10 at 09:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
I wonder how well the 20 loaves of bread that you bought in a panic would burn?



Not as well as the 20 jerry cans of petrol you also panic bought!!


r1_pete - 19/12/10 at 10:15 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
I wonder how well the 20 loaves of bread that you bought in a panic would burn?


But you can use the 2 gallons of panic bought milk to put it out


blakep82 - 19/12/10 at 10:49 AM

why does this site say my gawker passwords have been compromised and i need to change, them, when i've never even heard of gawker?


balidey - 19/12/10 at 10:55 AM

Hang on..... you telling me that some American scientists have proven that DRY WOOD is actually combustible?
Who'd have thunk it?

Next they'll be telling me the SHARP KNIFE I use to cut the turkey could be dangerous in some way.


Stott - 19/12/10 at 11:02 AM

It's interesting to see how quickly your tree will go up tough when there's a blowtorch under it and a couple of gallons of petrol all over it.

If trees went up like that in 3 seconds they'd be using it for rocket fuel...............



02GF74 - 19/12/10 at 11:23 AM

not that old chestnut again, but quite treemendous all the same.

would not happen if the tree was an ash.


MikeRJ - 19/12/10 at 11:56 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
I wonder how well the 20 loaves of bread that you bought in a panic would burn?




I think the conclusion to be drawn from this is: If you are giving bottles of spirits as Christmas presents make sure the top is screwed on before sticking it under your tree.


blakep82 - 19/12/10 at 12:15 PM

quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
not that old chestnut again, but quite treemendous all the same.



oi! treemondous is mine! ha ha


MakeEverything - 19/12/10 at 06:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
why does this site say my gawker passwords have been compromised and i need to change, them, when i've never even heard of gawker?


Yes, I gawk at half dressed birds that tottle around the town with their pushchairs showing everyone their knickers!


Ninehigh - 19/12/10 at 08:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
why does this site say my gawker passwords have been compromised and i need to change, them, when i've never even heard of gawker?


Yes, I gawk at half dressed birds that tottle around the town with their pushchairs showing everyone their knickers!


Didn't know pushchairs wore knickers..


02GF74 - 20/12/10 at 01:52 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
why does this site say my gawker passwords have been compromised and i need to change, them, when i've never even heard of gawker?


Yes, I gawk at half dressed birds that tottle around the town with their pushchairs showing everyone their knickers!


Didn't know pushchairs wore knickers..


that's why they are pushing prams. (I think we need to see some pictures)


Davey D - 20/12/10 at 01:57 PM

Last year i threw our old xmas tree onto a sedate fire i was having in the back garden.. Jeez... in the space of about 5 seconds the flames shot up about 10ft in the air


David Jenkins - 20/12/10 at 03:28 PM

About 10 years ago I chopped down a live fir tree (obviously it wasn't live once I'd sawn through the trunk! )

I chopped off the branches and threw them onto a bonfire... I then had to check that I still had eyebrows... and that was with branches full of sap...

[Edited on 20/12/10 by David Jenkins]