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Yorkshire Tremors?
TPG - 3/1/11 at 09:53 PM

Anyone else around this area get the shakes??


Daddylonglegs - 3/1/11 at 09:55 PM

Not enough Tetleys


Paul TigerB6 - 3/1/11 at 10:02 PM

It was near Leeds - Magnitude 3.7


Paul TigerB6 - 3/1/11 at 10:03 PM

USGS Link


TPG - 3/1/11 at 10:08 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
USGS Link


Thats my home insurance up next year then.....And we're near a water course.Oh Bugger


Paul TigerB6 - 3/1/11 at 10:10 PM

Apparently the British Geological Survey was reporting the epicentre as near Ripon!! You are right on top of it!! May as well burn your house down now before they cancel all insurance!!

PS BGS site is now down - same as every other time there's a minor tremor in the UK!!


Paul TigerB6 - 3/1/11 at 10:14 PM

link

Safe to say that was definitely a tremor at 9pm!!


RichardK - 3/1/11 at 10:25 PM

Yeh, wondered what it was, rumour was, that it was just Mookaloid dropping his arse after the seasonal festivities

Rich


britishtrident - 3/1/11 at 10:27 PM

Just don't drive any fence posts into the ground --- those worms are big



mangogrooveworkshop - 3/1/11 at 10:27 PM

An earthquake measuring 3.7 on the Richter scale hit Leeds, England, UK
The epicentre was HAWKSWORTH; casualties were seen wandering aimlessly, saying "Well out of order that", and "That did me head in".

The earthquake destroyed the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage, several priceless mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic interest, consisting of some burnt out cars and the closed dog food factory, were destroyed and many locals were woken before their giro's had arrived. One resident, Tracey Bernice Bernadette Fitzsimons (Frisky Fitzy to her friends), who is a 15 year old mother of four said, "It woz dead scary like, my little Chardonnay Britney came leggin it into me bedroom crying, me hands were shakin that much that I couldn't skin up watchin Trisha".

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis; rescue workers are still searching through rubble and have found numerous Elizabeth Duke Sovereigns, Benefit Books, ornaments from Pound Stretcher and thousands of Littlewoods Catalogues; however, they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy Georges.

How can you help? This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sort after. Urgently needed are: Lacoste Tracksuits (his and hers), checked socks, Burberry caps, woolly Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Adidas hooded jackets would also be most welcome. Food parcels should include McCains Micro Chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch, and Iceland or Netto Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening Cider and Tenants Super Strength. Cash donations are urgently needed. Just 22p will buy a BIC Biro for signing on, £2.50 will buy a Jumbo Sausage Dinner from the chippie, £3 for a dodgy CD, £20 will buy a Fake Tax Disc (or 6.5 gallons of Red Diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26 will buy 200 Ciggies from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.

[Edited on 3-1-11 by mangogrooveworkshop]

[Edited on 4-1-11 by mangogrooveworkshop]


JoelP - 3/1/11 at 10:34 PM

Didnt realise til i read this, i was in the garage and the wife thought id reversed into the fence! I thought i was some wood id thrown out, though i did wonder why that would make the house shake


mookaloid - 3/1/11 at 10:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by RichardK
Yeh, wondered what it was, rumour was, that it was just Mookaloid dropping his arse after the seasonal festivities

Rich


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


RoadkillUK - 4/1/11 at 12:24 AM

I didn't feel it, but my whippets flat cap fell off


indykid - 4/1/11 at 12:37 AM

nothing in dewsbury or batley. i feel i missed out

it was fun last time, waking up in the middle of the night wondering why the house felt like it was falling down


bob tatt - 4/1/11 at 07:11 AM

felt it the other side of leeds thought the washer was overloaded again , now have to appologise to the wifey.


ruskino80 - 4/1/11 at 09:15 AM

really felt it here in ripon last night-the street quickly filled with people looking to the sky as we have common noise and vibrations from various aircraft out of leeming/catterick.my pops felt 2 quakes a few nights ago near to pateley bridge.



were doomed!


MikeRJ - 4/1/11 at 09:29 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
£20 will buy a Fake Tax Disc (or 10 gallons of Red Diesel to burn the vehicle out)


£20 would get you less than 6.5 gallons at the current rate


stevegough - 4/1/11 at 10:43 AM

Flippin 'eck, there's some bored people on here - about time everyone (else) - ( I'm a 365 day man myself) got back to work after the christmas break methinks..... especially mangogrooveworkshop - his post was a good giggle, though


Daddylonglegs - 4/1/11 at 01:17 PM

quote:
Originally posted by RoadkillUK
I didn't feel it, but my whippets flat cap fell off


PMSL


Ninehigh - 4/1/11 at 10:05 PM

I had a Yorkshire Tremor once, stupid tiny little yappy thing.

Wait, that's Terrier, nevermind