Don't mention the Football !!!!


John F - north of the border non footballing faction.

thats where the ball came from.....just landed in my garden................

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291593,00.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291596,00.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291590,00.html

I know the second one's nowt to do with football but I liked it. It's a bit Scottish for MGW.



[Edited on 29/6/04 by Peteff]

>    Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
>    A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
>
>    Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
>    A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
>
>    Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans?
>    A: Because English are the only ones who can stay on top for 90
>    minutes and still come second!
>
>    Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
>    A: They are both useless in Europe!
>
>    Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
>    A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
>
>    Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
>    A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
>
>    Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
>    English football fan on the road?
>    A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
>
>    Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
>    A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
>
>    Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you
>    never swerve to hit him?
>    A. It could be your bicycle.
>
>    Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to
>    their necks in sand?
>    A. Not enough sand.
>
>    Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young
>    woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely
>    refuted by the English FA, their chief publicity officer stated: "I
       find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players
could make a
>    successful pass to or at anyone."
>
>    Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
>    The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because
>    when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
>    The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
>    inside them is in alphabetical order."
>    Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
>    colour-coded."
>    The fourth one says, "I prefer English football fans. They're
>    heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
>    interchangeable."
>
>    Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest
>    stamps with pictures of English football players on them? People
>    couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
>
>
> Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted
>    red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a
>    laughing stock and crumbled in the box.

nice

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Originally posted by Peteff
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291593,00.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291596,00.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291590,00.html

I know the second one's nowt to do with football but I liked it. It's a bit Scottish for MGW.



[Edited on 29/6/04 by Peteff]

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Am I allowed to laugh at it??

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