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mookaloid - 18/2/11 at 12:06 PM

I've just been asked to be the President of a snooker club.

Now whilst I am a member of said club, I am only a member because it is in my building where my office is and I want to have the odd game very occasionally (once or twice a year). I hardy know any of the members.

Having never done this before I am wondering what sort of responsibilities a club president might have and whether there are any legal implications?

Thanks in advance

Mark


loggyboy - 18/2/11 at 12:09 PM

Dont you get to spunk on your office assistants dress when your president?


Mr Whippy - 18/2/11 at 12:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by loggyboy
Dont you get to spunk on your office assistants dress when your president?


depends on how ugly she is


mookaloid - 18/2/11 at 12:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by loggyboy
Dont you get to spunk on your office assistants dress when your president?


depends on how ugly she is



I don't think the office assistant in this case is even that good looking


Ninehigh - 18/2/11 at 12:17 PM

Sorry to have my cynical cap on but if they want someone who they hardly know and turns up once every 6 months or so then what's this position like?

I get the impression they all got together and after nobody volunteered they went through the list of names of non-regular members.. I could be totally wrong though, by all means find out from them what it involves.


Mr Whippy - 18/2/11 at 12:21 PM

yeah the true title of 'General Dogsbody' didn't quite sound catchy enough...you have been promoted to President!


r1_pete - 18/2/11 at 12:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by loggyboy
Dont you get to spunk on your office assistants dress when your president?


depends on how ugly she is



There should be a rule about posting such pictures at lunchtime!!!!


cliftyhanger - 18/2/11 at 12:22 PM

sounds odd.
My dad is involeved in the local snooker leagues, he has been club president, but he has run a team for years, been properly involved. Seems strange they want somebody who rarely uses the club to be president, I reckon best avoided no matter how flattering.
Unless you have pots of money (or they think you have) and they want some refurb work paid for?

edited for typo (again)

[Edited on 18/2/11 by cliftyhanger]


mrwibble - 18/2/11 at 12:23 PM

isn't that a man?


Mr Whippy - 18/2/11 at 12:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mrwibble
isn't that a man?


No, this is her with her makeup on -



mrwibble - 18/2/11 at 12:46 PM

ah that nivea crap is worth every penny!


carpmart - 18/2/11 at 02:04 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by mrwibble
isn't that a man?


No, this is her with her makeup on -






Finally we get a picture of one of Whippy's hotties from his old office!


Mr Whippy - 18/2/11 at 02:53 PM

and that's the ugly one


pewe - 18/2/11 at 03:03 PM

Mook, maybe has something to do with the fact you are on the ground??
No doubt you'll find one of the President's responsibilities is to open and close the club and take in deliveries - or am I being cynical????

BTW it's SWMBOs birthday today. Managed to book a late table for tonight - trouble is she isn't much good at snooker!
Cheers, Pewe


mookaloid - 18/2/11 at 03:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by pewe
Mook, maybe has something to do with the fact you are on the ground??
No doubt you'll find one of the President's responsibilities is to open and close the club and take in deliveries - or am I being cynical????

BTW it's SWMBOs birthday today. Managed to book a late table for tonight - trouble is she isn't much good at snooker!
Cheers, Pewe


I think you may have a point regarding deliveries etc.

I hope you haven't booked a table at my club - it's for men only


RichardK - 18/2/11 at 05:42 PM

Would you be able to get free membership


Guinness - 18/2/11 at 05:45 PM

Is the snooker club a front for a motorcycle gang?

I've been watching too much Sons of Anarchy lately!!


mookaloid - 18/2/11 at 08:24 PM

quote:
Originally posted by RichardK
Would you be able to get free membership


Quite possibly - and I can treat my buddies to a game too


shaft - 18/2/11 at 08:45 PM

depends on how ugly she is





Yeeee Gods........ Now that is the Antidote for Viagra.