I can fit a trolley full of shopping in my boot but struggle to fit the trolley

Sounds like someone's been hitting the whisky

stealing trolleys is a crime. so i just take the baskets these days.

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Originally posted by mrwibble
stealing trolleys is a crime. so i just take the baskets these days.

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Most trolleys cost a pound these days

Not worth nicking em

[Edited on 18/2/11 by Bigheppy]

It practically fell into the boot.

Our new Tesco store has magic trolleys. If you try to take them past the boundary line an invisible magic hand grabs them and stops them dead, spooky.

Our Tesco store sells produce grown in israeli settlements in the west bank which contravenes international law.

hth

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Originally posted by Benzine
Our Tesco store sells produce grown in israeli settlements in the west bank which contravenes international law.

hth

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Originally posted by matt_gsxr

Subtle and unlikely to get you off in court, but I like it.

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i think it needs a better name and u could be on to something. perhaps throw in a baby and some strawberries

If its any help, I once got a 6ft slate bed snooker table into the back of a Volvo 450 Estate.