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myke pocock - 21/12/11 at 10:31 PM

I want a Skoda Yeti 4x4 with all the bits and pieces.

What I will get is a battery drill and a head ache.


MikeCapon - 21/12/11 at 10:47 PM

Sex.

Socks.


richardR1 - 21/12/11 at 10:50 PM

Socks.

Sex.



[Edited on 21/12/11 by richardR1]


Wadders - 21/12/11 at 10:55 PM

Socks

Socks


Result


Talon Motorsport - 21/12/11 at 10:58 PM

what I want is 2 new knees, 1 new off side elbow, and instant 4 stone weight loss

What I'll get is T-shirts a size too small and some thing with the words 'Haynes' or 'topgear' on it


Simon - 22/12/11 at 12:06 AM

Peace to all mankind

More 'kin wars and aggravation

Happy Xmas one and all!

ATB

Simon


skodaman - 22/12/11 at 05:50 AM

Beer and Rock music
Beer and X factor


trikerneil - 22/12/11 at 05:51 AM

A day in the garage.

A visit from the inlaws

Neil


Ninehigh - 22/12/11 at 06:43 AM

Something awesome for swmbo and son to open on the day

Something awesome for swmbo and son to open on the day

I could get nothing for all I care, it's about the kids you see


AndyW - 22/12/11 at 07:51 AM

SWMBO wants to get me:

a pair of seats
a steering wheel
a digi dash

lets see shall we..........

any of the above would be good


JoelP - 22/12/11 at 08:52 AM

I just want a bleeding plectrum, i still havent found time to get to a shop.


r1_pete - 22/12/11 at 09:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
I just want a bleeding plectrum, i still havent found time to get to a shop.


I've cut old credit cards up for plectrums, its amazing they don't seem to get lost....

What do I want: at the moment to be shut of tonsilitis and quinzys.

What will I get: expected to join in the fun as if there was nothing wrong.

I agree its all for kids, we haven't any young ones anymore, or any at home


cjwood23 - 22/12/11 at 11:57 AM

What do I want: 5 minutes to myself clearing out the garage and chopping the logs for the fire

What will I get: no time to myself, but will see the fun and happiness on the kids faces

Have a good Christmas chaps!


nick205 - 22/12/11 at 12:56 PM

McLaren MP4-12C in Volcano Orange + fuel and tyre card


Shower gel + Mickey Flannigan DVD


nick205 - 22/12/11 at 12:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Talon Motorsport
what I want is 2 new knees, 1 new off side elbow, and instant 4 stone weight loss

What I'll get is T-shirts a size too small and some thing with the words 'Haynes' or 'topgear' on it




I spot a correlation here with the wanted weight loss and the received under sized T shirt


Jon Ison - 22/12/11 at 01:49 PM

Well I got the Mrs 3 weeks here, luckily she did the same for me, roll on Boxing day silver bird awaits.



scootz - 22/12/11 at 01:55 PM

Nothing...

Nothing...


blakep82 - 22/12/11 at 02:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
I just want a bleeding plectrum, i still havent found time to get to a shop.


I've cut old credit cards up for plectrums, its amazing they don't seem to get lost....

What do I want: at the moment to be shut of tonsilitis and quinzys.

What will I get: expected to join in the fun as if there was nothing wrong.

I agree its all for kids, we haven't any young ones anymore, or any at home


here you go!
click


Humbug - 22/12/11 at 02:48 PM

quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
I just want a bleeding plectrum, i still havent found time to get to a shop.


Oooh. I read that quickly and thought you were a masochist wishing for a bad case of piles


r1_pete - 22/12/11 at 03:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
I just want a bleeding plectrum, i still havent found time to get to a shop.


I've cut old credit cards up for plectrums, its amazing they don't seem to get lost....

What do I want: at the moment to be shut of tonsilitis and quinzys.

What will I get: expected to join in the fun as if there was nothing wrong.

I agree its all for kids, we haven't any young ones anymore, or any at home


here you go!
click


Fantastic, I can honestly say thats the first thing I've seen that I want, and could expext to get, for Christmas, I'll just mail the link to SWMBO, yes she's 15 feet away but cant be too obvious