I need some advice from the experts.... suspect some are more qualified than others.LOL

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend
has been having an affair. The usual signs, the phone
rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She has started
going out "with the girls" a lot recently, although
when I ask which girls its always "just some friends
from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive although I can hear a car
setting off. It's as if she has got out of a car round
the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her
mobile up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
phone again and asking why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never discussed the subject with my
girlfriend. I think deep down I just don't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to
hide behind my car which would give me a view of the
whole street so I could see which car she gets out of.


It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed a
spot of rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take
it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff
from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

Just a matter of finances. A seven is much cheaper to keep. So if you're running out of cash flow, you better stick with.............

chears

Marcel

ask

'the gf'

seems like she knows how to get a hole filled



atb

steve



[Edited on 15/12/04 by stephen_gusterson]

Pat. Agony aunti shuggie to the rescue.....maybe if u fostered the same attention on her curves as u do with the "project" quad and other boys toys u play with, and stepped out of the workshop now and then and eat in the hoose instead of slurping beer on yer thinking stool, she might like u again. But then again I live in my shack, slurp beer and only talk to the DAWG so what do I know.... and hey I thought that was normality too
Shug.

A guy suspects wife having affair. He hires a private detective. The detective calls him at work "I am outside your house and your wife is in the bedroom with a man". The guy comes home, meets the PI, and they both get into the house thru the back (kitchen) door; groaning and creeking sounds from upstairs. "I must think", the guy says and starts pacing. After a while he puts the kettle on and continues pacing without saying a thing, he makes a cup of tea. After a while the PI asks "what are you gonna do?". The guy says : I am not doing anything; he can damn well make his own f***ing tea!