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donut - 8/1/05 at 07:24 PM

I was helping out at a friends kids b,day party today. We bought in the food and the assistant who was a 'nice' young girl said to me "can i carry anything for you" so like a shot i said " How would you fancy carrying my baby!!"


Thankfully she laughed....

Tiss a true story

Andy


bob - 8/1/05 at 07:48 PM

no need for another solicitor then andy


marcyboy - 8/1/05 at 07:49 PM

define young


donut - 8/1/05 at 08:15 PM

Well i'm 39 and she was about 20ish, yep young enough to be my daughter


bob - 8/1/05 at 08:41 PM

39

is that your waist size


Ben_Copeland - 9/1/05 at 09:26 AM

Na must be his age , he'd never get in 39 waist trousers


Deckman001 - 9/1/05 at 12:07 PM

Me-ooooow


donut - 9/1/05 at 02:45 PM

Sad but true!!!

i'm working on it though


marcyboy - 9/1/05 at 04:12 PM

well as long as she's legal ..
sounds like your about half my size donut

[Edited on 9/1/05 by marcyboy]