mashed my arm today,went to the docs on the way home,cant be seen till march 1st not an emergency so i will have to get sleeping bag and go to accident and EMERGENCY at the local hospital.
is this what i pay all my taxes for?

What is mashed?

well I know what mashed is with regard to potatoes but what is it on an arm?


Mark

Dont need stitches then

Friend of mine just had her boobs lifted on the NHS... thats what you pay your taxes for

I'd have done that for her, as long as they're not too heavy. My poor back . Can I just weigh them first.
WAAHAAY.

What ya done john boy?

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Originally posted by Ben_CopelandFriend of mine just had her boobs lifted on the NHS... thats what you pay your taxes for

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Fraid not.. i dont even get that Privilege!

done my wrist in,cant even roll a cig without great pain,goin to hospital today,see ya all sometime?

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Originally posted by theconrodkid
done my wrist in,

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ive got torn ligiments,6 months in the bahamas surounded by philipino nurses is the only treatment

Ligger mints, that's after eights they give away at film premiers isn't it? You look like buying real fags for a while John

when the ceiling comes crashing down and your world is imploding around you,you think it cant get any worse....comes petef,s pearls of wisdom