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theconrodkid - 1/6/05 at 06:49 PM

you are a teacher at a school,boy comes up to you and gives you £100 he has found in the playground,after 2 weeks no-one has claimed it,the boy wont take it as its not his,what do you do?
this is a real story and ill let you know the winner when it happens


tks - 1/6/05 at 07:32 PM

nahhh

what an kind of people....

If you want to learn the boy something (and the class) then buy something of it..

put don't let it dissapear because the boy one day will come and ask you...

TKs

p.s. organize an disco..or put it in a good fund...


JoelP - 1/6/05 at 09:48 PM

i voted badly. dont keep it, thats stingy - treat them all to a night at the strip club

and again,

maybe cream cakes are better actually...


phelpsa - 1/6/05 at 09:56 PM

Make the non cream cakes yourself and pocket the £100


scoobyis2cool - 1/6/05 at 10:32 PM

Keep it. If you feel bad about it, you've got more than enough money to drink your guilt down the drain.

Pete


Hellfire - 2/6/05 at 09:21 AM

Donate it to the school... for extra curricular activities.


phelpsa - 2/6/05 at 09:41 AM

Donate it to the local pub in return for a £100s worth of free drinks


Danozeman - 2/6/05 at 07:22 PM

Staff night out...... Or a singletons outing 100 quid outta get you summit good..


zenarcher - 2/6/05 at 08:06 PM

Take the money to the Police and tell them who found it and where.

Tell the boy and his parents you have done this.

If in 6 months the money is not claimed by someone,the Police will hand it back to you.

Invite the boys parents to the school and offer them the chance to donate the money to the school fund.

OR

Spend it on a hooker.

[Edited on 2/6/05 by zenarcher]


pbura - 2/6/05 at 08:29 PM

Start on the high road with police, 6 month wait, blah, blah, blah.

When the money's released, buy £100 worth of cakes for £50 at a discount bakery. Make a big show of gifting these to the class.

Spend the other £50 on a hooker.

For the depths of depravity, make sure that she's underaged.


theconrodkid - 2/6/05 at 10:24 PM

whats all this with £50 hookers?ther,s a joke there but i cant be bothered to post it,looks like cakes for the whole class won the day


andkilde - 3/6/05 at 08:20 AM

Arrange counselling sessions for the boy with the £100. He'll not get far in life turning down free money

Cheers, Ted

Or, having spent too much time in three word storyland of late, get the lad a hooker as a reward for his good deed.

[Edited on 3/6/05 by andkilde]


Hellfire - 3/6/05 at 10:17 AM

quote:
Originally posted by zenarcher
If in 6 months the money is not claimed by someone,the Police will hand it back to you.

[Edited on 2/6/05 by zenarcher]


Yeah right!!....... Chances are, they'll pocket the cash and spend it on hookers then tell you it's been claimed.


andkilde - 3/6/05 at 12:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
quote:
Originally posted by zenarcher
If in 6 months the money is not claimed by someone,the Police will hand it back to you.

[Edited on 2/6/05 by zenarcher]


Yeah right!!....... Chances are, they'll pocket the cash and spend it on hookers then tell you it's been claimed.


Silly boy...

The plod don't pay their hookers.


Alez - 3/6/05 at 01:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by andkilde
Silly boy...

The plod don't pay their hookers.




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