
..all the bloodstock amongst us. 
thanks, few months late for me though! 
I thought you'd forgot Rorty -it's tomorrow though.
Used to be me and the Queen Mothers birthday , I'd get a 21 gun salute and everything but then the selfish bitch went and died.
Don't ask how old I am - I'm trying to block it out.
Cheers
Chris
Theres nothing wrong with being 56 Chris!! 
b*st*rd!!!
Sorry, that was uncalled for, and to a pensioner like yourself.
Cheers
Chris
Only just spotted this... you were 1 day early for me, and I read it 1 day late...
David
You'll be 42 then Chris.
Who told you?
That womans got some gob on her.
Just had to go round ripping down posters in the neighbourhood that her and the kids thought were"amusing".
Cheers
Chris
Reading age 9